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Old 12-18-2001, 06:28 PM   #1
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Warning ADULT subject matter...please don't read beyond if you are easily offended!!!

Please don't ban me for this topic but my curiosity has finally gotten the best of me.

Due to my conservative background, I have really no clue about this so I thought I would ask you "experts" for your input. Well here goes nothing...

I constantly receive junk email that promises a method for natural penis enlargement. The constant barrage of email has led me to do some research on the subject of enlarging "the unit," anyway, each and every method that is available claims to be the only true way to receive enlargement. What do you all know about this? I am really curious, I know, especially in Southern California, that breat augmentation is very common but I was wondering how many men undergo surgery for penile enlargement. Do any of you know someone who has undergone this surgery?

I know this subject will probably receive much ridicule because people are afraid to talk about such issues but I am very curious with many questions regarding the size of a guy and all that so, here I am asking my questions with the honesty of John Lennon. Thanks you all.
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Old 12-18-2001, 06:50 PM   #2
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I think it's ok for you to ask.

The only thing I can say is that size really doesn't matter at all. (to women, of course)
It's more of a "thickness" matter what's all about. If ya know what I mean *wink wink*
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OMG! You said PENIS!

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Old 12-18-2001, 07:29 PM   #4
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Its not my self that I am so worried about, just wondering if its actually possible and if any of you know someone who has actually had it done.
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OMG! You said PENIS!

*smacks Zoo* SNAP OUTTA IT!!

Get a grip, Man!

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Old 12-18-2001, 08:04 PM   #6
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Get a grip, Man!

Shit! You caught me!

BTW, what's up with all these multiple handles? People with multiple handles suck!

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Old 12-18-2001, 08:51 PM   #7
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Oh My Gawd! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Well no, i dont know of anyone, but i used to clip out the ads and send them to my Maryland friend for laughs. One day her then- fiance say one of the ads and looked at her and shouted "What did you tell her?!?!"
She couldnt answer, she was too busy laughing.

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Old 12-18-2001, 11:07 PM   #9
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I don't know how I could help you on that man, cos for me it's I00% natural and I00% good for the girls man, but just between you and me, watch out for these kinda topics cos a moderator, wich I wont name, have the reputation of closing any topic related to sex in that way, man...

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Well, I have never known anyone who undergone that kind of operation.

But I will second what Ana says. Also, what is important is not how big the wand is, but the magic that's in it.

*wink wink, nudge nudge*

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Well, I have never known anyone who undergone that kind of operation.

But I will second what Ana says. Also, what is important is not how big the wand is, but the magic that's in it.

*wink wink, nudge nudge*

ok so i need to keep eating proteins, and saving up for at least 3 days before sex to refill? then the chicks'll luv me? what? LOL

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Old 12-18-2001, 11:21 PM   #12
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Here's the short answer : stick with your original , will live much longer and happier , but on the other side " You can be anything you want to be , just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be , be free with your tempo , be free , be free , surrender your ego - be free , be free to yourself "
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Old 12-18-2001, 11:29 PM   #13
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Best topic ever.

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Well it cant be me cuz I like sex!

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Shit! You caught me!

BTW, what's up with all these multiple handles? People with multiple handles suck!

YOU SUCK!!!

I'm in a delicate mental state right now-leave me alone damn you.

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