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LemonMelon said:
Man, the script for this Coldplay episode is getting to be far too long for its own good. It's going to be 15 pages or something. Maybe I can have Sicy sticky the episode, because it's not worth all of the effort for a couple hundred views.

It's going to be hilarious though. Nothing funnier than watching Chris Martin mope around on the beach (a la the Yellow video) while pretending to be Bono down in the south of France.
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I just wanted to say, Good Luck, we're all counting on you
 
coolian2 said:
I've also always been fond of when Burns and Smithers drop off the ceiling.

Burns:.........................good day. *run off*
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Yeah, that's always good. I add that sometimes.

One scene I can't remember off the top of my head is from a Halloween special where Homer goes to buy something and the conversation goes something along the lines of:

"But it comes with a free slurpee." "That's good!" "The slurpee is also cursed." "That's bad." "But it comes with your choice of toppings." "That's good!" "The toppings contain potassium cyanide." *blank stare from Homer* "... that's bad."

My flatmate in Brisbane could tell the scene perfectly. It was hysterical.
 
coolian2 said:
You are a god to me.
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:D

Axver said:
Ian, consider your statistician role usurped!

I'm looking forward to this, though I already know I've started too many of the bloody threads.
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i can already tell you so far you have the most posts :wink:

i just did oua....whatever, and you're up to 3555. andrew's in second place with 2180, and ian's in third with 2169.
 
Axver said:
Yeah, that's always good. I add that sometimes.

One scene I can't remember off the top of my head is from a Halloween special where Homer goes to buy something and the conversation goes something along the lines of:

"But it comes with a free slurpee." "That's good!" "The slurpee is also cursed." "That's bad." "But it comes with your choice of toppings." "That's good!" "The toppings contain potassium cyanide." *blank stare from Homer* "... that's bad."

My flatmate in Brisbane could tell the scene perfectly. It was hysterical.
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:laugh:

I love Homer and his brain getting mixed up before going to the Duff Brewery.

At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

Perfect on so many levels.
 
coolian2 said:
:laugh:

I love Homer and his brain getting mixed up before going to the Duff Brewery.

At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

Perfect on so many levels.
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:lmao: :lmao:

Fuck, I love that scene. Along similar lines:

Bigger Brothers agency woman: So, Mr Simpson, what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Revenge.
Brain: Right, that's it, I'm out of here. *sound of footsteps, door slamming, car driving off*
Woman: *ticks revenge off a standard list*
 
Boy Scoutz N' The Hood is my favorite Simpsons episode. Too many brilliant quotes to count.

Homer: Aww...twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!

Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
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Bart: "Don't do what Donny Don't does." They could have made this clearer.
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Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.

Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.

Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son.
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Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.

Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"

Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?

Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.

Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.

Bart & Homer: D'oh!
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Axver said:
:lmao: :lmao:

Fuck, I love that scene. Along similar lines:

Bigger Brothers agency woman: So, Mr Simpson, what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Revenge.
Brain: Right, that's it, I'm out of here. *sound of footsteps, door slamming, car driving off*
Woman: *ticks revenge off a standard list*
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:laugh:

Flanders is talking about apple juice and cider
Brain: You can stay, but i'm leaving!
*brain floats out of Homer's head and Homer collapses*
Flanders: Oh my, i'd better get you some cider!
 
Screwtape2 said:
My favorite Simpsons episode has to be The X-Files one where Homer sees an alien and Mulder and Scully investigate. It had Leonard Nimoy in it too. It has always been my favorite.
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That's a great one. I love the scenes with Leonard Nimoy and the squeaky-voiced teen, like when he steps out to "get something out of his car."
 
Just for you, LM.

Lionel Hutz: Oh no. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: He's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
 
I daresay my favourite episode is Cape Feare. I mean, who can resist Sideshow Bob singing the score to HMS Pinafore?

[Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving
so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a
glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they
should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make
hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden",
starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
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Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is.
Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle --
Lou: Hey, she's right, Chief. [shows him "Springfield Law"]
Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's _also_ illegal to put squirrels down
your pants for the purposes of gambling.
[Shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his
pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing]
Boys, knock it off!
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Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die
Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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Axver said:
Just for you, LM.

Lionel Hutz: Oh no. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: He's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
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This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
 
coolian2 said:
I daresay my favourite episode is Cape Feare. I mean, who can resist Sideshow Bob singing the score to HMS Pinafore?
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I think the finest Sideshow Bob episode is the one where Cecil is in charge of building the dam.

"No civilisation in history has ever considered chief hydrological and hydromechanical engineer to be a calling!"
 
Axver said:
I think the finest Sideshow Bob episode is the one where Cecil is in charge of building the dam.

"No civilisation in history has ever considered chief hydrological and hydromechanical engineer to be a calling!"
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Oh, that is an absolute classic too!

Homer (outside): Marge, i'm going to look for the kids
*sees huge wall of water coming, screams and runs inside and shuts the door. Reopens the door and Ralph is in bed outside*
Ralph: I think i wet my bed!
 
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