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Old 06-27-2008, 03:47 AM   #466
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Boy Scoutz N' The Hood is my favorite Simpsons episode. Too many brilliant quotes to count.
My favorite Simpsons episode has to be The X-Files one where Homer sees an alien and Mulder and Scully investigate. It had Leonard Nimoy in it too. It has always been my favorite.
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:49 AM   #467
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My favorite Simpsons episode has to be The X-Files one where Homer sees an alien and Mulder and Scully investigate. It had Leonard Nimoy in it too. It has always been my favorite.
That's a great one. I love the scenes with Leonard Nimoy and the squeaky-voiced teen, like when he steps out to "get something out of his car."
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Just for you, LM.

Lionel Hutz: Oh no. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: He's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
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I daresay my favourite episode is Cape Feare. I mean, who can resist Sideshow Bob singing the score to HMS Pinafore?

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[Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes
some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving
so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a
glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they
should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make
hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden",
starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!
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Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is.
Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle --
Lou: Hey, she's right, Chief. [shows him "Springfield Law"]
Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's _also_ illegal to put squirrels down
your pants for the purposes of gambling.
[Shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his
pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing]
Boys, knock it off!
Quote:
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die
Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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NO WAY, REALLY?!?!?!

aaaand so far the biggest gap for first and second place posting in a thread is you with 268, and in second was unico with 86.
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Just for you, LM.

Lionel Hutz: Oh no. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
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Hutz: He's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
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fuck, one of the threads isn't tagged. where is it
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Geez, i miss Phil Hartman.
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fuck, one of the threads isn't tagged. where is it
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I daresay my favourite episode is Cape Feare. I mean, who can resist Sideshow Bob singing the score to HMS Pinafore?
I think the finest Sideshow Bob episode is the one where Cecil is in charge of building the dam.

"No civilisation in history has ever considered chief hydrological and hydromechanical engineer to be a calling!"
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back!!! got chinese for dinner!!
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hey ian! what about that storm this morning!!!
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This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
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I think the finest Sideshow Bob episode is the one where Cecil is in charge of building the dam.

"No civilisation in history has ever considered chief hydrological and hydromechanical engineer to be a calling!"
Oh, that is an absolute classic too!

Homer (outside): Marge, i'm going to look for the kids
*sees huge wall of water coming, screams and runs inside and shuts the door. Reopens the door and Ralph is in bed outside*
Ralph: I think i wet my bed!
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hey ian! what about that storm this morning!!!
Um....it's been going all day!
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