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Old 06-27-2008, 03:32 AM   #451
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Man, the script for this Coldplay episode is getting to be far too long for its own good. It's going to be 15 pages or something. Maybe I can have Sicy sticky the episode, because it's not worth all of the effort for a couple hundred views.

It's going to be hilarious though. Nothing funnier than watching Chris Martin mope around on the beach (a la the Yellow video) while pretending to be Bono down in the south of France.
I just wanted to say, Good Luck, we're all counting on you
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I've also always been fond of when Burns and Smithers drop off the ceiling.

Burns:.........................good day. *run off*
Yeah, that's always good. I add that sometimes.

One scene I can't remember off the top of my head is from a Halloween special where Homer goes to buy something and the conversation goes something along the lines of:

"But it comes with a free slurpee." "That's good!" "The slurpee is also cursed." "That's bad." "But it comes with your choice of toppings." "That's good!" "The toppings contain potassium cyanide." *blank stare from Homer* "... that's bad."

My flatmate in Brisbane could tell the scene perfectly. It was hysterical.
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I'm expecting it will be somewhat epic.
It may be a solid 20 minutes, as long as any average sitcom. I'm serious.
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Ian, consider your statistician role usurped!

I'm looking forward to this, though I already know I've started too many of the bloody threads.
i can already tell you so far you have the most posts

i just did oua....whatever, and you're up to 3555. andrew's in second place with 2180, and ian's in third with 2169.
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Yeah, that's always good. I add that sometimes.

One scene I can't remember off the top of my head is from a Halloween special where Homer goes to buy something and the conversation goes something along the lines of:

"But it comes with a free slurpee." "That's good!" "The slurpee is also cursed." "That's bad." "But it comes with your choice of toppings." "That's good!" "The toppings contain potassium cyanide." *blank stare from Homer* "... that's bad."

My flatmate in Brisbane could tell the scene perfectly. It was hysterical.


I love Homer and his brain getting mixed up before going to the Duff Brewery.

At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

Perfect on so many levels.
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i just did oua....whatever, and you're up to 3555. andrew's in second place with 2180, and ian's in third with 2169.
Incidentally, i watched The Colbert Report earlier and it mentioned Oaugadougou (or whatever it is).
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I love Homer and his brain getting mixed up before going to the Duff Brewery.

At home, Homer announces he is leaving

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Aah! [Runs off]

Perfect on so many levels.


Fuck, I love that scene. Along similar lines:

Bigger Brothers agency woman: So, Mr Simpson, what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Revenge.
Brain: Right, that's it, I'm out of here. *sound of footsteps, door slamming, car driving off*
Woman: *ticks revenge off a standard list*
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Boy Scoutz N' The Hood is my favorite Simpsons episode. Too many brilliant quotes to count.

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Homer: Aww...twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!

Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
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Bart: "Don't do what Donny Don't does." They could have made this clearer.
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Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? [His chair collapses] D'oh! Stupid poetic justice.

Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.

Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son.
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Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.

Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"

Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?

Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.

Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.

Bart & Homer: D'oh!
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Fuck, I love that scene. Along similar lines:

Bigger Brothers agency woman: So, Mr Simpson, what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Revenge.
Brain: Right, that's it, I'm out of here. *sound of footsteps, door slamming, car driving off*
Woman: *ticks revenge off a standard list*


Flanders is talking about apple juice and cider
Brain: You can stay, but i'm leaving!
*brain floats out of Homer's head and Homer collapses*
Flanders: Oh my, i'd better get you some cider!
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i can already tell you so far you have the most posts
NO WAY, REALLY?!?!?!

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That one always kills me!
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Ugh, I just got the basic idea of my Retro list done, and it's ALL singles pretty much
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Boy Scoutz N' The Hood is my favorite Simpsons episode. Too many brilliant quotes to count.


I particularly love the first scene you quoted.
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