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Screw, Partygirlvox is your woman?
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Screwtape2
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Polly Cannot Cope!!!
"I think the hotel could do without that sort of coping, hmmm?"
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Oh you want to go out and get some meet!
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She isn't "my woman" but I did tell her how I felt which was the smartest thing I have ever done. Let's keep this in thread though. I tell you because you are my friends. I'd rather not have this spill over into other parts of the forum.
I don't get why he just won't come out and tell us, but is quite happy for us to guess. Unless there's a prize for the first person to guess correctly?
Edit: So of course he acknowledges it just as I type this post.
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Screwtape2
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You naughty moose! That was one of the funniest things I have ever watched. 
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She isn't "my woman" but I did tell her how I felt which was the smartest thing I have ever done. Let's keep this in thread though. I tell you because you are my friends. I'd rather not have this spill over into other parts of the forum.
Sometimes I defend you, sometimes I poke fun at you, but one thing I'd never do is take that info and spread it around. I hope she reciprocated as it pertains to your feelings. She seems like an interesting girl; I always got a kick out of her journal entries.
You naughty moose! That was one of the funniest things I have ever watched.
Isn't it awesome? Glad you enjoyed it.
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Things are going great. She is a very interesting woman maybe the most interesting I have ever met.
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Things are going great. She is a very interesting woman maybe the most interesting I have ever met.
That's great! I'm glad to hear it....I hope things continue to go well..as I said, she always struck me as being a smart and funny girl, and as you say, rather interesting. I'm fairly sure she dislikes me if memory serves, but that's common for me on interference.
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Axver, are there any good Australian or New Zealand comic shows? I only know of the Chaser.
Good News Week has been bringing the lulz of late.
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I'll have to check that out.
It's a mock game show and quite good.
I honestly can't think of much good humour from down these parts, though. I mean, New Zealand produced Billy T. James, but I think a lot of his TV stuff really doesn't translate well beyond a New Zealand context.
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Interesting I'll see what's on Youtube.
I imagine Billy T. James's act involves this: "what's the deal with sheep?!"
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"Our poll for tonight, Lord Of The Rings was a great movie or the greatest movie?"
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Sorry I thought of another one. 
"What's the deal with tram food?!"
"What's the deal with tram food?!"
Sorry I thought of another one.
"What's the deal with tram food?!"
Unfortunately, Billy T. died well before the LOTR movies, in 1991. I loved his joke about how he was half-Maori and half-Scottish: half of him wanted to get pissed and the other half didn't want to pay for it. He also made a great remark in response to an assertion by a Maori supremacist activist. The activist commented on the high rate of suicide among young Maori men by remarking that they should take out a white when they kill themselves, so Billy T. asked "what about a half-caste like me? Should I just wound myself?"
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Watched a Good News Week clip. The Umbilical Brothers doing a sketch of a New Zealand man getting drunk and reporting being sexually assaulted by a wombat. WTF?!
Are the drunk of New Zealand a prey to horny wombats?
Are the drunk of New Zealand a prey to horny wombats?
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Unfortunately, Billy T. died well before the LOTR movies, in 1991. I loved his joke about how he was half-Maori and half-Scottish: half of him wanted to get pissed and the other half didn't want to pay for it. He also made a great remark in response to an assertion by a Maori supremacist activist. The activist commented on the high rate of suicide among young Maori men by remarking that they should take out a white when they kill themselves, so Billy T. asked "what about a half-caste like me? Should I just wound myself?"
That's really funny.
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Interesting that NSW mentioned her. I looked around and thought of her as well after pfan's post.
I'm glad you are enjoying yourself, Screwtape.
I'm glad you are enjoying yourself, Screwtape.
Watched a Good News Week clip. The Umbilical Brothers doing a sketch of a New Zealand man getting drunk and reporting being sexually assaulted by a wombat. WTF?!
Are the drunk of New Zealand a prey to horny wombats?
Oh, that was classic. That was based on a real news story, where a guy in New Zealand really did call 111 to report that he had been raped by a wombat and been left speaking Australian.
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One of my favourite Good News Week jokes is when Paul McDermott is doing a mock Australian citizenship quiz.
A wombat is:
A). A marsupial
B). An implement for playing Wom
C). Wanted for rape in New Zealand
And then there's ...
"Our home is girt by ...":
A). Sea
B). Eh?
C). Bees
A wombat is:
A). A marsupial
B). An implement for playing Wom
C). Wanted for rape in New Zealand
And then there's ...
"Our home is girt by ...":
A). Sea
B). Eh?
C). Bees
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Oh, that was classic. That was based on a real news story, where a guy in New Zealand really did call 111 to report that he had been raped by a wombat and been left speaking Australian.
I would have loved to have heard that phone call.
Oh hell yes.
All of the news stories on Good News Week are actually real, that's the best part.
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I don't know why this popped into my head but... 
"A flock of sheep revoluted today after hearing the Pink Floyd song, Sheep. They were later caught found debating who was better Roger Waters or David Gilmour."
"A flock of sheep revoluted today after hearing the Pink Floyd song, Sheep. They were later caught found debating who was better Roger Waters or David Gilmour."
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