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Old 07-30-2005, 04:29 PM   #31
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Axver,, You will get the Snow lyrics soon but i found out what song you meant

Khia - My neck my back

First you gotta put yo neck into it
Don't stop just do it, do it
Then you roll your tongue
From the back up to the front
Then you get it off, keep me up on ya
Make sure I keep my eyes on ya
All over the club and stuff
Real player show me so much love
The best love comes slow and long
Knows how to stay down on ya
All night till the crack of dawn
Real good, keep it comin strong
Through the night making so much love
In dead sleep when the sun comes up

My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
My neck, my back
Lick my... just like that
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:32 PM   #32
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You rock for finding the song, but ...

OK, we now have my list of the three worst songs of all time:

1. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy - Big And Rich
2. The Milkshake Song - Kelis
3. My Neck, My Back - Khia

[Edit: Actually, they're probably all equal first ...]
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"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 07-30-2005, 04:33 PM   #33
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Ok,, I am sorry to do this...

The complete Informer lyrics

What's up man hey yo what's up
Yeah what's goin' on here
Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here
You know what I'm sayin'
Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day
Word word bust it

CHORUS:
Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame
A licky boom boom down
Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky Boom Boom Down.

CHORUS.

Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

CHORUS.

Bigger they are they think they have more power
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover
Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy
An' me love her in me heart down to my belly
Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly
As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow
Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do

CHORUS.

Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2)
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady
Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from
People them say you come from Jamaica
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know
Pure black people mon that's all I mon know
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show
Where me born in on the one Toronto so

CHORUS.

Come with a nice young lady.
Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie
Everywhere me go me never left her at all
Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a
You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so

CHORUS.

Why would he (x2)

Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl
Police knock my door lick up my pal
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station black up my hands
Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman
What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped
Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer
But Shan won't turn informer

CHORUS.
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I just had the misfortune of finding the lyrics to the dirty version of the Khia song.

It's so horrible I'm not even posting the link here.



Worst song. Ever.
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:40 PM   #35
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I just tried to download that Khia song I failed,,
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:42 PM   #36
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Informer lyrics:

Is that even English, or just a random word generator spewing forth crap? Oh my goodness. That is BAD.
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:45 PM   #37
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VERTIGO IS GREAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unos dos tres catorce

the lights go down
you need to get a life
stop bitching
fuck off fuck off
yes please do
you're hatred is teaching me howwwwwwww to haaaaaaaaate
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Old 07-30-2005, 04:46 PM   #38
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Re: Re: Vertigo SUCKS!!!

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Originally posted by MrBrau1


Have you heard Kid A? 10 of the worst, all in a row, on 1 record.
get the hell out.
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Billy Boola is Bono's best song.

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred has the best lyrics... ever.

R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (all 5 of them) is a close second.
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Hello? Worst song in the history of mankind?

Umm... Barbie Girl by Aqua?


Close the thread now. It's over.
There's another song by them that's even worse.... in fact there are 2 I think.

Lollipop (Candyman) and Tarzan & Jane... I think are the names.
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:30 PM   #41
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You're all wrong, the worst song ever is "The Reason" by Hoobastank. It's so bad that you can sing along to it the first time you hear it.

I'm not a perfect person
As many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why i need you to hear

I've found a resaon for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You [x4]

I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you


The delivery is about as bad as the lyrics themselves. This is the most generic piece of shit I've ever heard in my life. Plus, what kind of assholes name their band HOOBASTANK?
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VERTIGO IS GREAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unos dos tres catorce

the lights go down
you need to get a life
stop bitching
fuck off fuck off
yes please do
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Old 07-30-2005, 07:17 PM   #43
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dont be raggin on my Hoobastank.

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Old 07-30-2005, 07:27 PM   #44
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Re: Re: Vertigo SUCKS!!!

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Have you heard Kid A? 10 of the worst, all in a row, on 1 record.
come on brau, kid a isn't the greatest record ever made as some suggest, in fact I think it's overrated; however, it is a good record.
if it's not for you, that's cool, but getting back to vertigo for a second, it's WAAAYYYYY overrated. and to be played TWICE in one show is just ridiculous.
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You can't forget "Happy Birthday Darlin'" by Conway Twitty. I gave the 45 to my brother for his birthday and he punched me.
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