Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia Superthread

[the tourist]

What the HELL people.

Hell, Michigan, to be exact.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Pink or red eyes don't go hand-in-hand with albinism. Some albinos have them, but plenty don't.

Damn. I'm sort of let down about that.

I guess good for you though if you didn't want dozens of "whoa that guy is fucking awesome" looks coming at you everyday.

 

[mysterious_jen]

jen, are you jenny from the australia network?

yep

 

[the tourist]

do you not know what a vibrator is?

Obiously not. I would post a picture of one, but that could wind up being a bannable offense.

 

[major_panic]

I don't discriminate. I hate everyone and everything.

And what do you mean, starting? A little?

It's just cause I don't fit nicely into your Asian sterotype box, isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!

Where's PFan when you need him...

 

[Axver]

Depends where you are. Round here, tans are good, but it IS Australia. In China, I'd probably be one of the ugliest guys evar!

At Beijing Airport ...

Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.

 

[the tourist]

 

[Axver]

Damn. I'm sort of let down about that.

I guess good for you though if you didn't want dozens of "whoa that guy is fucking awesome" looks coming at you everyday.

My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.

 

[major_panic]

do you not know what a vibrator is?

I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.

Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.

 

[Varitek]

yep

i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.

of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Obiously not. I would post a picture of one, but that could wind up being a bannable offense.

yeah, probably.

 

[the tourist]

My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.

Oh wow. Those are far too practical for their own good.

 

[Varitek]

I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.

Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.

I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.

 

[coolian2]

Just looked at stuffwhitepeopleetcetc



They've got us down.

 

[the tourist]

yeah, probably.

I'm starting to get a grasp of what's okay to do, post, say, etc. here. It's only taken 4 years....

 

[mysterious_jen]

At Beijing Airport ...

Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.

 

[Axver]

It's just cause I don't fit nicely into your Asian sterotype box, isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!

Where's PFan when you need him...

You're such a wannabe white guy. Get back in your stereotypical box.

 

[major_panic]

At Beijing Airport ...

Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.

That could make a good B-grade movie. "Showdown at Beijing Airport" presenting the first known film footage of the Haast's Eagle Style Kung Fu.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.

of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize

yours is unavailable to me too. weird. i was gonna spy and see if i could see jen's account

huh, that's weird. i get occasional random friend requests from people in turkey and shit like that. i'm like wtf? this isn't myspace, i don't want to be friends with people i don't know.

 

[the tourist]

I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.

 

[coolian2]

I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.

Good grief.

 

[The Sad Punk]

YES you read it too! so it works in australia, and not just in california and new york?

i love it...so many of them are so true. once in a while i scratch my head and don't know wtf they're talking about but mostly right on the mark.

however obviously just wealthy liberal whites. a friend of mine who is now a wealthy liberal white grew up kinda white trash, and still has identity issues, and wants to start a counter site, stuffrealwhitepeoplelike: 30 racks, tramp stamps, mcdonalds dollar menu, bleach jobs, etc.

Yeah, it's increasingly becoming more accurate in more urban places of Australia as we become even more Americanized, though of course in a lot of cases I'm like "wow I didn't know we liked that" or are very location specific. I just read the Idea of Soccer one, which is completely on the ball.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.

 

[the tourist]

Good grief.

You now wish you had one, didn't you?

 

[Varitek]

My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.

my 50 year old mother has those too!!

 

[major_panic]

Don't get any ideas...

 

[Axver]

I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.

Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.

You're really a Muslim pimp from Cairo?

 

[the tourist]

Penis.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.

of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize

hmm, my FB is up and running ok i didnt send a friend request, i think i know whoyou are but didnt want to send it to the wrong person

 

[the tourist]

Don't get any ideas...

Too late.