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Old 03-21-2008, 03:15 AM   #136
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At Beijing Airport ...

Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.

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It's just cause I don't fit nicely into your Asian sterotype box, isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!

Where's PFan when you need him...
You're such a wannabe white guy. Get back in your stereotypical box.
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At Beijing Airport ...

Customs guy: Sorry, Maj. Panic, you do not meet the appearance requirements of the Cultural Revolution. Per orders of Chairman LMAO, you shall now face the death penalty.
That could make a good B-grade movie. "Showdown at Beijing Airport" presenting the first known film footage of the Haast's Eagle Style Kung Fu.
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i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.

of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize
yours is unavailable to me too. weird. i was gonna spy and see if i could see jen's account

huh, that's weird. i get occasional random friend requests from people in turkey and shit like that. i'm like wtf? this isn't myspace, i don't want to be friends with people i don't know.
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I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.
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I know what a vibrator is. I know what a vibrator is 5-10 times a week.

Good grief.
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YES you read it too! so it works in australia, and not just in california and new york?

i love it...so many of them are so true. once in a while i scratch my head and don't know wtf they're talking about but mostly right on the mark.

however obviously just wealthy liberal whites. a friend of mine who is now a wealthy liberal white grew up kinda white trash, and still has identity issues, and wants to start a counter site, stuffrealwhitepeoplelike: 30 racks, tramp stamps, mcdonalds dollar menu, bleach jobs, etc.
Yeah, it's increasingly becoming more accurate in more urban places of Australia as we become even more Americanized, though of course in a lot of cases I'm like "wow I didn't know we liked that" or are very location specific. I just read the Idea of Soccer one, which is completely on the ball.
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Good grief.
You now wish you had one, didn't you?
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My glasses have transitions lenses so they go dark outside, so nobody could tell my eye colour anyway.
my 50 year old mother has those too!!
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I do, but I pretend that I don't so I can be all morally superior to you all.

Nah, I'm not that sheltered, really. Or Christian. Or Asian.
You're really a Muslim pimp from Cairo?
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i was about to add you but then fb told me my account was unavailable for a few hours due to site maintenance. i'll add you when i can get back on.

of course right before it said that i also got a friend request from someone whose name i totally don't recognize

hmm, my FB is up and running ok i didnt send a friend request, i think i know whoyou are but didnt want to send it to the wrong person
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