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Old 04-24-2002, 12:06 AM   #1
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Useless Facts

"...And this has been another Useless Fact"

Or so said Yacko on Animanaiacs. SO I have decided to ask you, my fellow interferencers for your help. Being extremely silly, I have come to the radical decision that it is time to compile the largest conglomeration of usless facts into one post.

I shall begin.

Russian athletes used to eat caviar before every big event because of all the protein. Government would subsidize this.
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Old 04-24-2002, 12:28 AM   #2
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If the number 111,111,111 is multiplied by itself, the result is all of the digits in ascending to descending order, or 12,345,678,987,654,321.


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The Pittsburg Steelers football team only has a logo on one side of their helmet because when the team started out the equipment manager didn't double the number of players [two decals per player] and to this day, they've just left it that way.
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You cannot lick your own elbow.

Half of you will try this.



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You cannot lick your own elbow.

Half of you will try this.



Hey, I came close.

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by the end of the year 2002 there will be more pigs in canada than there will be humans(no i am not joking )

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Pigs have thirty minute orgasms. I wanna be a pig!!

*POOF*
Hey!! What happened?? *Oink*

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Quote:
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by the end of the year 2002 there will be more pigs in canada than there will be humans(no i am not joking )
Right now in New Zealand there are more sheep than people.

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Old 04-25-2002, 02:49 AM   #15
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Pigs have thirty minute orgasms. I wanna be a pig!!

*POOF*
Hey!! What happened?? *Oink*


lol i read that somewhere! i wanna be a pig too!


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