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I thought this was funny...it's from Monty Python...I'm sure many of you have seen/heard this before. Do NOT read anymore if you are easily offended by the word f***.
The usage of the word f***
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language
today is the word f***. Out of all of the English words that
begin with letter F, f*** is the only word that is referred to as the
F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can
describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F***, as most words in the
English languages, is derived from German, the word
fricken which means to strike. In English f*** falls into many
grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John f***ed Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley f***s."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the f***ing work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too f***ing much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is f***ing beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a f***!"
As part of a word : "Abso-f***ing-lutely" or "in-f***ing-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "f*** the f***ing f***ers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility
of f***. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud - I got f***ed at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, f*** it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really f***ed now.
Aggression - Don't f*** with me buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this f***ing question.
Inquery - Who the f*** was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the f*** is going on here!
Incompetence - He's a f*** off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications
how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your
daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "F*** YOU !!!"
Audio Link: http://tinyurl.com/82crz
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Something I found in another version of this that isn't in the audio file...
t has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
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The usage of the word f***
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language
today is the word f***. Out of all of the English words that
begin with letter F, f*** is the only word that is referred to as the
F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can
describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F***, as most words in the
English languages, is derived from German, the word
fricken which means to strike. In English f*** falls into many
grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John f***ed Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley f***s."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the f***ing work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too f***ing much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is f***ing beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a f***!"
As part of a word : "Abso-f***ing-lutely" or "in-f***ing-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "f*** the f***ing f***ers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility
of f***. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud - I got f***ed at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, f*** it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really f***ed now.
Aggression - Don't f*** with me buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this f***ing question.
Inquery - Who the f*** was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the f*** is going on here!
Incompetence - He's a f*** off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications
how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your
daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "F*** YOU !!!"
Audio Link: http://tinyurl.com/82crz
--------
Something I found in another version of this that isn't in the audio file...
t has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
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