OK, here's the draft at this point.
Have you …
1. participated in the pre-/proto-postwhorehouse threads, such as Zooropa/Passengers Survivor or Fuck Yahweh?
2. voted in Pop Survivor Round One?
3. posted in the postwhorehouse during its “forum gypsy” stage prior to the establishment of the Superthreads in OOC?
4. made a Superthread?
5. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
6. had a Superthread made by somebody else using a location you suggested?
7. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
8. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
9. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
10. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
11. been 15ed? (see above)
12. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
13. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
14. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
15. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
16. been the top poster on a Superthread?
17. posted with an alter in a Superthread?
18. listened to a U2 album with the Superthread?
19. posted on the Superthread while at school, university, or work?
20. continued to post on the Superthread while cooking dinner or performing household chores and tasks?
21. … or procrastinated and put off household chores entirely to post on the Superthread?
22. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
23. posted on the Superthread first thing in the morning (or afternoon, as the case may be)?
24. sought advice and/or support from the Superthread on a serious real life matter?
25. overshared on the Superthreads?
26. posted on the Superthread with your boobs or penis?
27. felt any kind of sexual or romantic desire or attraction towards another Superthreader?
28. drunkposted on the Superthread?
29. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
30. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
31. medsposted on the Superthread?
32. stonedposted on the Superthread?
33. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
34. ... and fallen asleep at the computer due to overtiredness?
35. participated in a picspam?
36. written a running diary on the Superthread while listening to an album or playlist?
37. bought or renewed (either personally or by another person on your behalf) an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
38. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
39. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
40. used instant or private messaging less due to the Superthreads.
40. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and/or execution?
41. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
42. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
43. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
44. dreamt about the Superthread or Superthreaders?
45. met a Superthreader in person?
46. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
47. posted something troublesome in another thread either to amuse the Superthread or due to its encouragement?
48. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
49. lost purity points (on any of the purity tests) at the encouragement and/or advice of the Superthread?
50. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your Superthread purity score or used this test as inspiration for activities?
51. had sex in a Superthread location?
52. understand grungy geese?
53. posted on the Superthread while naked?
54. posted on the Superthread while having sex?