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Old 05-16-2008, 03:43 AM   #16
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Oh god, I just remembered the best embarrassing laundry room mishap story. Except this wasn't the laundry room here, this was before I moved here and I had to do my laundry at the laundromat.

This couple came in with their laundry, including a large comfortor they were going to wash. Well, when they unfolded the comforter to put it in the machine... a dildo fell out and rolled a couple of feet across the floor. This happened right in front of me. I was so embarrassed on behalf of them, but I didn't say anything. The woman quickly noticed it, and picked it up, hiding it inside a shirt or something from their laundry, then sent her husband out with it to hide it in the car.
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Awesome. Looks like we're in for another foggy morning tomorrow.
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The hype has finally conned me into watching a Super 14 game.
Which?

I'm so nervous about the Hurricanes vs Blues game. Sure, the 'Canes are second on the table now, but if they lose by more than seven, they could very easily miss out on the finals.
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hi upperthong. where are the stats?

Probably upperbutt
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Which?

I'm so nervous about the Hurricanes vs Blues game. Sure, the 'Canes are second on the table now, but if they lose by more than seven, they could very easily miss out on the finals.
The one you just mentioned.

There's a pretty good crowd there too, i feel sorry for the poor bastards trying to get away afterwards.
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Oh god, I just remembered the best embarrassing laundry room mishap story. Except this wasn't the laundry room here, this was before I moved here and I had to do my laundry at the laundromat.

This couple came in with their laundry, including a large comfortor they were going to wash. Well, when they unfolded the comforter to put it in the machine... a dildo fell out and rolled a couple of feet across the floor. This happened right in front of me. I was so embarrassed on behalf of them, but I didn't say anything. The woman quickly noticed it, and picked it up, hiding it inside a shirt or something from their laundry, then sent her husband out with it to hide it in the car.
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mmmm corn chips and salsa = good 4am i'm almost done with this paper now i can move on in full to econ study sheets snack.
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I'm tired. My mind wants to stay up and write, but the rest of me needs sleep.

And I admit, a part of my mind wants to have a dream that Indiana Jones is my boyfriend. Shortly before Revenge of the Sith came out, I dreamt that Han Solo was my boyfriend (even though he's not even in it ), it's only right that I should come full circle.
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The one you just mentioned.

There's a pretty good crowd there too, i feel sorry for the poor bastards trying to get away afterwards.
Actually, just looking at it, even if the 'Canes lose by seven or less, they could still be fucked.

Assuming, the Hurricanes lose but get a bonus point or two (4+ tries and/or losing by seven or less):

Hurricanes: 41 or 42
Blues: 40 or 41

That leaves the Waratahs on 39 with a likely win over the Reds (43 at least), Stormers on 37 with a near-certain win over the Lions (41 at least), and Sharks on 37 with a possible win over the Chiefs (41 at least).

Fuck I'm nervous. Please keep me updated if you can.
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somebody should do a pie chart of how the locations relate to the following categories:

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other body parts
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somebody should do a pie chart of how the locations relate to the following categories:

butt
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sex
sexual innuendo
swear words
miscellaneous crude
non-crude unintended funny meaning
sounds funny
other


You're the one who sounds like they want to procrastinate ...
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Somebody give me a made up name for a made up Scottish castle, now in ruins. :writing:
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somebody should do a pie chart of how the locations relate to the following categories:

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vagina
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other body parts
sex
sexual innuendo
swear words
miscellaneous crude
non-crude unintended funny meaning
sounds funny
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i ammended it a little. and no, i don't have time for it now, ax. also, the crossover of some would make them hard to classify or the pie chart would excede 100% by a lot. (which would also be funny)
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i ammended it a little. and no, i don't have time for it now, ax. also, the crossover of some would make them hard to classify or the pie chart would excede 100% by a lot. (which would also be funny)
I reckon it should just be one category for genitalia.
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