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Old 05-29-2005, 10:22 PM   #1
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update on my love life

dear friends's of interference,

i've have noticed an alarming amount of email from you, with one question repeatedly asked:

"where're are're you at with na nadies dese days??"

it's is a good question. i realize i've have posted a number of pictures of myself, two of which can be found conveniently in the picture thread.

physical beauty is something i've obviously been blessed with, but the best part about me - believe it or not - are my conversation skills.

having taken a conversation course over at the local community college for the past three years, i've have fine-tuned my approach in communication to a point where i could be compared to an adequately lubed and fully functional machine.

at the moment, i've no girlfriend. there were a couple of instances when i was overseas recently where love was in the air, but alas, transatlanticism is too much a burden to ever consider dealing with.

have i told you i've been to europe three times in the last four years?

yes, it's also true i have a lot of money. a LOT. how else could i have the things i have?

now, i don't mean to brag or anything, but telling the truth about oneself is not only necessary in courting the appropriate female, but rewarding internally - for speaking so highly about yourself is a fine way to induce communal ego-stroking from your surrounding (son of) peers.

another incident pretty much almost happened last night back home, but why go past the breaking point? we can wait till later...and besides, breaking that point under a sky bursting with stars is much more romantic.

nevertheless, i'm about to go on a blind date on thursday.

that is if she agrees to it. thursday's a really weird day to do such a thing, but this was planned by someone else.

women are falling at my feet, ladies and gentlemen, and i love it. it was about time, don't you think?

this is gonna be the summer of george, i can feel it.

~caisenma
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:25 PM   #2
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Act like you don't need or like them. Treat them like they're your kid sister's annoying little friend from school. That works. Women are weird...
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:27 PM   #3
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yeah, really you've got a point there.

...unless you actually wanna, you know, date them or something. apparently, and i have no evidence to back this up, but women generally appreciate being whispered sweet nothing in their ear as you slide your hands around their neck, softly before kissing their mouth with your head's faces'ses kiss lips.
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Best way to pick up chicks is a little thing called "The Stockholm Syndrome"!
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:33 PM   #5
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is that right?

i've found the best way to pick up chicks is by grabbing them, and pulling upwards.

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Best way to pick up chicks is a little thing called "The Stockholm Syndrome"!
by holding them hostage in a bank???
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if thats how you want this thing to work
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is that right?

i've found the best way to pick up chicks is by grabbing them, and pulling upwards.

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how romantic.
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:12 AM   #9
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Caisenma really knows how to charm the ladies
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:57 AM   #10
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"yes, it's also true i have a lot of money. a LOT. how else could i have the things i have? "


hmmmmmmnn....


that's interesting..............
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Old 05-30-2005, 01:41 PM   #11
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yeah, really you've got a point there.

...unless you actually wanna, you know, date them or something. apparently, and i have no evidence to back this up, but women generally appreciate being whispered sweet nothing in their ear as you slide your hands around their neck, softly before kissing their mouth with your head's faces'ses kiss lips.
it's true. In fact, I just recently got out of a relationship where i was told even though the girl really enjoyed all of the physical type stuff you described and more, and liked hanging out with me, there was no emotional growth towards me at all.

Physiological reaction sadly does not equal love. Remember that. Oh, and flaunt your money. Get some bling up in your grill... yo.
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Old 05-30-2005, 09:30 PM   #12
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auch...you really liked her. even i could see that.

very sorry to hear about this, unflemon.
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If you say you have soooooo much money then why don't you pay for a female? There are alot out there who are willing to help out. I am sure you won't find a problem throwing your money away. Do you really have such low self-esteem that you have to talk about how much money you have. Is this a joke thread or are you completely serious? I just read this and it sounds like a joke to me. Are you a virgin? Have you dated before? Are you really a man or female? I live in la and I know this city is beyond superficial. If you are over 5 pounds heavy, forget it. You will have no life. I am not perfect at all. Only one entity is and that is God to me. He has saved my life in many ways than one since I have truned to him. Maybe trying to have a relationship with God might work and then you can look for real love.
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You're reacting to the person known as deathbear, my dear mysticchild. You're right though, he is worthy of a good thrashing.






































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You're reacting to the person known as deathbear, my dear mysticchild. You're right though, he is worthy of a good thrashing.






































Ok Alan. what is deathbear?
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