Unalaska Superthread

[coolian2]

we are so going to sexy peak. do you want a sexy peek in sexy peak?

Sounds like sexy time

 

[coolian2]

sausage.

45d. a lot.

Same shape

15d

 

[Dalton]

Varitek, congratulations! You've been the only funny thing on this site in a week.

 

[Varitek]

thanks dalton. for that you have earned a sexy peak.

 

[Dalton]

thanks dalton. for that you have earned a sexy peak.

Kick ass. I didn't even have to give you a massage first. College girls are so easy.



BTW - does anyone know if Twin Peaks is an actual place?

 

[Varitek]

i am sure somewhere there is a place called twin peaks.

 

[Dalton]

Cool. We should go to Twin Peaks. Its subtle innuendo and I always thought that dancing midget was cool as hell. Obviously.

 

[Varitek]

postwhoring.

 

[Varitek]

Cool. We should go to Twin Peaks. Its subtle innuendo and I always thought that dancing midget was cool as hell. Obviously.

to be properly named, twin peaks should be two equally sized, gently sloping, roundish hills with little points on top.

 

[Varitek]

postwhoring.

and by that i meant, big pinus.

 

[Varitek]

come on guys, i don't want to carry the next 2 pages on my own, i'm trying to watch a movie.

here boys.

how many diamonds? note the tramp stamps.

 

[Dalton]

to be properly named, twin peaks should be two equally sized, gently sloping, roundish hills with little points on top.

Tell me more about this land of bountiful goodness ...

Got any big plans this weekend? I got roped into a party at a vegans house. Booze and carrots? WTF?

 

[Dalton]

come on guys, i don't want to carry the next 2 pages on my own, i'm trying to watch a movie.

here boys.

how many diamonds? note the tramp stamps.

DSL. Is that the govn'rs hooker?

 

[Varitek]

no i am sad, we coulda gone into philly and didn't. it's probably gonna be quiet, though we'll see if campus gets active saturday. next weekend and the one after will be absolutely wild. i'm hoping the republican wants to see me saturday, though it might be kinda soon after i spent the night wednesday. but it went really well. i decided not to text him, let him come to me this time. but i wanna see him.

 

[Varitek]

DSL. Is that the govn'rs hooker?

yup. what is dsl?

 

[Dalton]

no i am sad, we coulda gone into philly and didn't. it's probably gonna be quiet, though we'll see if campus gets active saturday. next weekend and the one after will be absolutely wild. i'm hoping the republican wants to see me saturday, though it might be kinda soon after i spent the night wednesday. but it went really well. i decided not to text him, let him come to me this time. but i wanna see him.

Good call on making him contact you. I've read that Republicans are better in the sack.

A woman of your ... experience ... should know what DSLs are.

 

[Varitek]

my body kinda looks like hers, but i've got a little more meat on me, particularly around the boobs ass and thighs. (i do wish my legs were a little smaller.) same skin tone. my facial features are not sharp like hers, though. but i think with more time at the gym i could totally get 3 diamonds and thousands of bucks for sex. too bad i only like fucking attractive guys.

 

[Dalton]

my body kinda looks like hers, but i've got a little more meat on me, particularly around the boobs ass and thighs. (i do wish my legs were a little smaller.) same skin tone. my facial features are not sharp like hers, though. but i think with more time at the gym i could totally get 3 diamonds and thousands of bucks for sex. too bad i only like fucking attractive guys.

Picture.NOW.

 

[Varitek]

Picture.NOW.

nope. besides, i don't have any of me in that state. my ex has a few of my tits that i was careful to make sure didn't include my face, but my hard drive that had all those pics on it crashed so i lost them, haven't had the money to see if it's salvageable.

 

[Varitek]

i had to look dsl up in the (urban)dictionary. i do not have that same kind of pouty mouth. though well-applied lipliner can create that illusion. i'd love to see the unairbrushed pics of all those hot celebrities, sans professional makeup.

 

[Dalton]

nope. besides, i don't have any of me in that state. my ex has a few of my tits that i was careful to make sure didn't include my face, but my hard drive that had all those pics on it crashed so i lost them, haven't had the money to see if it's salvageable.

Your ex has naked pics of you? Poor form, V, poor form.

But on the bright side, I've probably seen you naked.

 

[Varitek]

Your ex has naked pics of you? Poor form, V, poor form.

only my tits, faceless.

But on the bright side, I've probably seen you naked.

stalker.

 

[Dalton]

i had to look dsl up in the (urban)dictionary. i do not have that same kind of pouty mouth. though well-applied lipliner can create that illusion. i'd love to see the unairbrushed pics of all those hot celebrities, sans professional makeup.

Don't worry about the pouty mouth. You don't buy something for the packaging right?

 

[Dalton]

only my tits, faceless.

Still. You don't let the ex get away with naked pics of you. That's gotta be in some kind of "Women's Guide to College" right?

 

[Varitek]

Don't worry about the pouty mouth. You don't buy something for the packaging right?

i'm perfectly fine with my mouth.

though i did learn thursday morning that the put-the-condom-on-with-your-mouth trick should not be used with trojans, because they taste a hell of a lot worse than durex. very, very bitter and the taste didn't leave me after mouthwash or a bagel. though maybe it is just that he is a sweet guy who buys trojans her pleasure with spermicidal lube. (sweet, or wants the girl to think so when she sees the packaging. they aren't that fabulous. now durex her pleasure, )

 

[Dalton]

i'm perfectly fine with my mouth.

though i did learn thursday morning that the put-the-condom-on-with-your-mouth trick should not be used with trojans, because they taste a hell of a lot worse than durex. very, very bitter and the taste didn't leave me after mouthwash or a bagel. though maybe it is just that he is a sweet guy who buys trojans her pleasure with spermicidal lube. (sweet, or wants the girl to think so when she sees the packaging. they aren't that fabulous. now durex her pleasure, )

God I'm glad I'm a man. The worst thing that's happened to me is I ended up with a piece of toilet paper on my tongue. I'll be honest. I failed on that one. My head was saying "play it cool" my gag reflex was .... well gagging.

 

[Varitek]

Still. You don't let the ex get away with naked pics of you. That's gotta be in some kind of "Women's Guide to College" right?

i had pictures of him, ahem him, but they also were lost in the hard drive crash.

 

[Varitek]

God I'm glad I'm a man. The worst thing that's happened to me is I ended up with a piece of toilet paper on my tongue. I'll be honest. I failed on that one. My head was saying "play it cool" my gag reflex was .... well gagging.

TOILET PAPER???? that is disgusting. absolutely disgusting. i always make sure i am clean and rosey smelling (well as rosey smelling as it gets).

 

[Dalton]

TOILET PAPER???? that is disgusting. absolutely disgusting. i always make sure i am clean and rosey smelling (well as rosey smelling as it gets).

THANK YOU! As, I'm gagging she says, "Its only a little piece."

How is that supposed to make me feel better? You know what you chase that with? Tequila. Lots and lots of tequila.

 

[Varitek]

come on guys one more page. i've got the next thread ready to go.