Unalaska Superthread

[the tourist]

I think it's my duty to get there before I get to class.

 

[the tourist]

That would mean I've posted 180 times in 95 minutes.

 

[Varitek]

ooooh conshohocken. but it's not that great of an idea, i'm sure pfan has better PA place names.

we should go to Mashpee, MA some time. mashpee! hahaha.

 

[the tourist]

That's a pretty steady fucking rate.

 

[the tourist]

I wholly expect this thread to be done by the time I return.

 

[the tourist]

Though with the current rate of things, that won't happen.

 

[the tourist]

Alright, I'm out of here!

 

[Varitek]

That's a pretty steady fucking rate.

i want a steady fucking rate. 2x a day please. minimum.

 

[phillyfan26]

ooooh conshohocken. but it's not that great of an idea, i'm sure pfan has better PA place names.

we should go to Mashpee, MA some time. mashpee! hahaha.

PA places? Bala Cynwyd, Blue Ball, Intercourse, Bird-in-Hand, Scranton, and Climax, for starters.

 

[Varitek]

well i'm not gonna carry it on its own. and i don't know where to go next.

 

[Varitek]

damn it! i really want some junky food, potato chips or something, and all i have is trail mix. damn me for being healthy.

 

[Varitek]

damn it! i passed 5678 and didn't even pause to notice and enjoy.

i think i'm gonna go watch syriana now. instead of doing work. then gym, then maybe some work. maybe.

 

[coolian2]

Hello Unalaska!

 

[Varitek]

http://wonkette.com/367951/new-zealand-doesnt-like-president+hero-george-w-bush



nzeeers, you guys got owned by wonkette.

 

[Varitek]

aw hell i might as well hit 5700. and ian's still not that far ahead of me.


how's life, ian? i still have a junk food craving.

 

[Varitek]

let's just go to fucking, austria.

 

[coolian2]

http://wonkette.com/367951/new-zealand-doesnt-like-president+hero-george-w-bush



nzeeers, you guys got owned by wonkette.

EPIC FAIL

1. 9:30PM Friday Night definitely isn't premiere movie timeslot.
2. We've been taking the piss for years. Have a google search for Hell Pizza billboards (and there are some others too)

Now, excuse me. I'm going to cry.....

 

[coolian2]

let's just go to fucking, austria.

Let's just go to fucking Austria.

 

[Varitek]

where did ian go?

i wanna go to fucking! skip Dinner and Movie and don't pass Go, just go straight to Fucking. or straight to Hell, which is a town in Ohio.

 

[coolian2]

aw hell i might as well hit 5700. and ian's still not that far ahead of me.


how's life, ian? i still have a junk food craving.

I'm good. I have NFI (no fucking idea) what i want for breakfast.

 

[coolian2]

where did ian go?

i wanna go to fucking! skip Dinner and Movie and don't pass Go, just go straight to Fucking. or straight to Hell, which is a town in Ohio.

I wonder if there is a town called Go.

 

[Varitek]

dude we have to go to Sexy Peak. you will never guess whcih perfect US state it is in!!

 

[Varitek]

I'm good. I have NFI (no fucking idea) what i want for breakfast.

sausage.

 

[coolian2]

dude we have to go to Sexy Peak. you will never guess whcih perfect US state it is in!!

US Virgin Islands?

 

[Varitek]

that's right, sexy peak is in idaho.

there is also a mountain there called The Devil's Bedstead.

that is simply powerjuice

 

[coolian2]

that's right, sexy peak is in idaho.

there is also a mountain there called The Devil's Bedstead.

that is simply powerjuice

Somewhere there must be a town or lake called The Devil's Anus.


And i want POWERJUICE CITY.

 

[coolian2]

sausage.

I don't really dig the salami

15d

 

[Varitek]

And i want POWERJUICE CITY.

it doesn't need electricity. it runs on POWERJUICE.

 

[Varitek]

I don't really dig the salami

15d

sausage.

45d. a lot.

 

[Varitek]

we are so going to sexy peak. do you want a sexy peek in sexy peak?