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Old 12-28-2001, 11:36 AM   #1
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Nudist Motors Long Distances in the Buff


DES MOINES, Iowa (Reuters) - A nudist with a streak of boldness said he reached his 2001 goal of driving 15,000 miles in the buff, a newspaper reported.

Dave Wolz, 47, sent an e-mail message to the Des Moines Register on Thursday claiming to have driven the distance without clothes mostly on several Midwestern trips to chess tournaments.

A few times Wolz said he was spotted by passing motorists who reported him to police, but he managed to don shorts before being stopped.

One deputy who stopped the naked Wolz for a broken light was ``not at all distressed and was amused when I told him of my goal,'' he wrote.

Wolz told the newspaper he had set a goal of 20,000 miles of ``buff motoring'' for 2002. ``I may decide to rent a car to do it, though,'' he said.


HMMM-I wonder if he plays chess in the nude too.
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Old 12-28-2001, 11:48 AM   #2
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Some set goals to help humanity, others simply want to drive naked.

Is this a great world or what?

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Old 12-28-2001, 11:53 AM   #3
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Some set goals to help humanity, others simply want to drive naked.
I guess he's the naked, driving Forrest Gump.

Btw-I saw your pic-wow.

Oops-I guess I shouldn't have said that.
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Wolz told the newspaper he had set a goal of 20,000 miles of ``buff motoring'' for 2002. ``I may decide to rent a car to do it, though,'' he said.
Hertz must be happy to hear this.


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Hey PLEBA girls, sing it with me now!

EL-E-VA-TION!!! *rofl*
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:04 PM   #6
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OMG-I just thought-what if he has one of those beaded car seat covers?

Splinters? Marks?

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Old 12-28-2001, 12:26 PM   #7
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Wolz told the newspaper he had set a goal of 20,000 miles of ``buff motoring'' for 2002. ``I may decide to rent a car to do it, though,'' he said.
Okay...scratch the plans for a rental car next year! *lol*

I can see it now...a new addition to the policies at rental car places...

"All passengers MUST remained clothed at all times."


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Guess he doesn't have to worry about clean underwear if he gets into an accident.

We need to find the Iowegians something to do!
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wow. Those car-renting chess players in Iowa sure know how to have fun.
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A nudist with a streak of boldness
Oh, boo!

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EL-E-VA-TION!!! *rofl*
Someone called for the Shamrock n Rolla?




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Okay...scratch the plans for a rental car next year! *lol*
Uhhh, let's not use the word "scratch" in reference to a nude driver ok?

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