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Old 07-12-2003, 04:19 AM   #1
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u2zoogirl and Me... Caught In The Act!

Ok, this is a deterent strategy from my legal advisors. They say if I admit my indiscretions publicly, then u2zoogirl will not have enough substantial evidence to pursue a lawsuit... to re-claim her prized Franklin Mint Collection. Won't you at least give me the dignity of keeping our commemorative plates? Don't deface me in the public with our lurid video tape!!!

Please respond. I don't know what I'd do if people saw me in that velvet cowboy outfit.



If you agree to compromise, I will not drag our garbage out into public forum. But, if there is no contact... I'll tell them about you know what and you know whom with you know what.

You know?
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:24 AM   #2
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I don't know


is this a thread?
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Yes, yes it is.

If you close it... the tape will surface.

And NOBODY wants that.
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:27 AM   #4
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close it?


I didn't even read it
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I am shocked.

If you want the book on tape I'll record it for you.

Please the court to submit it as Exhibitionist "A".

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close it?


I didn't even read it
Hahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!

That is hands down the best thing I have ever heard someone say to Cujo.
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:33 AM   #8
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Oh no.

This has taken a turn for the worse. Now they'll release the tape with Dutch sub-titles. Salome will see to that.



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So what are these prized Franklin Mint Collection plates commemorating anyway Cujo? Help us to better understand your plight.
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Old 07-12-2003, 11:53 AM   #11
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U2zoogirl took off.
she said so in her journal.
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So what are these prized Franklin Mint Collection plates commemorating anyway Cujo? Help us to better understand your plight.
The only true piano man... Liberace. You see my conflict now, do you understand why I had to keep them? Sentiment. I'm Sentimental.

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this just in from the AP... cujo was last seen leaving a regina area hospital with a towel drapped over his head, three members of his entourage, and regina city police. film at 11
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Not another tape.

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