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bono_man

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Ok then...

If you had a choice...to see U2 in your hometown or to have a night of wild and passionate sex with the man/women of your dreams...which one would you take?

Leave U2 behind? Or leave your lover in waiting?



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"we're free to fly the crimsom sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."
 
lol!

I'm married, and it sounds cheesy, but my man is the only man I can imagine having mad passionate sex with, be spiritually joined with during the act, and wake up respected in the morning.

So here's what I'd do. I'd go to the show and bring my husband. Why not enjoy the best of both worlds?

Well, maybe not have sex at the show, but that's what parking lots are for.

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I'm not really a tramp. Really!
 
Never had sex, so I don't know what I'm missin'.

Therefore...I'd pick U2.
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"I don't know you,
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Hmmmmmmmmmm...........

The man of my dreams huh.. or seeing U2.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...........
 
Hmm, 6 replies and no one has said how badly she wants to have her way with Bono onstage...
 
Hrmm.. let's see.. both is for one night only.

I would pick U2 - sex with the person of my dreams would mean nothing to the other person
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Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
*points speedracer in the direction of PLEBA*

Well OBVIOUSLY we'd combine the two choices.
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~*Mona*~
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id rather see u2, no question. sex is a feeling that comes and goes quicker than a concert.

oh and another thing you have to consider here. there is no way id ever get the girl of my dreams IF i even HAD one.

its very simple.

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Originally posted by WildHonee:

Well OBVIOUSLY we'd combine the two choices.
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Can I watch Ali kick your ass afterwards?
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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."
 
Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
*points speedracer in the direction of PLEBA*


I'm well aware of what goes on in that forum, thank you.
 
Originally posted by Bonochick:
Can I watch Ali kick your ass afterwards?
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Curses! She'll send the brood of children after me!
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Well Adam's avail-- but Adam vibes me out
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL


A little less circuitry ** A little more poetry

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT
 
Originally posted by adam's_mistress:

So here's what I'd do. I'd go to the show and bring my husband. Why not enjoy the best of both worlds?

Well, maybe not have sex at the show, but


...later on in the hotel room!

That Vegas trip was great!
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Oh, but Einstein saw me lookin' at her and he joined my side

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What if the man of my dreams is in the band? lol

Ok, ok, sex??? lmao! I'd pick U2!!!!!! U2 in Victoria????? Holy crap that would be utterly unbelievable!
 
Originally posted by speedracer:
Hmm, 6 replies and no one has said how badly she wants to have her way with Bono onstage...

Oh lordy...

I think it depends when I last got some...right now though Im still going with U2
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"we're free to fly the crimsom sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."
 
Sex is WAAAY overrated. I'd take U2 any day.

Of course I'd DO U2 anyday too, but that's for another thread. Did I say that out loud?
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and going to see U2 has a sexual connotation in a way...so it's kind of like both!
 
hmmmmmmmm

I'd take sex with the person of my dreams, provided that the rush of hormones creates an unreal bond which urges him to stick around for a while. None of this do it and run stuff, because that sucks.

Then I would wake up the next morning and realize that the lead singer of U2 was in my bedroom when he should have been on stage...
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ok j/k about that part... maybe

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Oh God. I almost had both once. And it was gonna be Vegas. Zootv tour.

GODDAMN YOU TRIPLE M, YOU SUCK DOG BIZKITS
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Who started this thread?????? Argh, B_M of course. You suck to now.
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LOL Holy John how unhelpful if she he would be screamin louder than u could here Bono swallow........
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besides, whos to say u cant do the two at once?

Surely u can take ur hot horned up partner as well as urself down to the middle front and when The Fly comes on start humpin while those around ya are jumpin......ya know?

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I enjoy sex of course, and I love my boyfriend, but I would have to choose the U2 concert. After all, they don't happen every day.

The man of my dreams is Bono though, and I don't think that I would be able to go through with a night alone with him. I am sure that all my fantasies of him would be shattered, and I would have so much guilt afterwards of cheating on my boyfriend, and 'being with' a married man.
 
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