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[zoology]

Please check out and contribute to my U2 et al forum

www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=59210&subforumID=153217

 

[myusernamehere]

 

[Angela Harlem]

you're a premium, you're best off making a small link in your sig as this thread will get closed.

/nostradamus

 

[Popmartijn]

/nostradamus

Do you also know the numbers for tonight's lottery?

 

[IWasBored]

ooooh! when's the world ending???

someone gave me great odds on 5:46pm june 17th 2082, but i most likely (unless i live to 98 ) won't be alive to find out.

 

[MissMaCo]

wait a minute guys ...

I think nostradamus has got Jesus on the line

hold on please

 

[IWasBored]

jesus is online!

 

[Popmartijn]

Ooooh, very clevel.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

jesus is online!

Can you tell him I was aksing for him......

 

[Angela Harlem]

A man was lying on the grass in his front yard, staring up into the sky when he wondewrs if God is around. he calls out, "God, you there?" After a long pause, a voice booms "Yes, my child". 'cool!' the guy thinks to himself. 'Hey God, is a minute a long time to you?". Another long pause before the voice says "My child, a minute to me is like an eternity to you. Time has no essence in heaven". The guy contemplates this before asking God for a small favour. "Hey God, can I have a million dollars?". God responds after a very long pause. "Yes my child, in a minute"

 

[Popmartijn]

 

[Doozer61]

on Sunday mornings, we actually have a radio show here with Jesus answering questions and helping people out with their problems. i should ask him for a million dollars!

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Ask him if he is sexually attracted to Larry please!!!

 

[bammo2]

Ask him if he is sexually attracted to Larry please!!!

what a strange thing to say

 

[bammo2]

Ooooh, very clevel.

:cm:

 

[bammo2]

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread,
ask me
again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating
bast**d
bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?

 

[zoology]

Erm, thanks for hijacking my thread guys!! Get your own thread. lol

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

there are forums dedicated to u2? no way!

 

[myusernamehere]

Erm, thanks for hijacking my thread guys!! Get your own thread. lol

Would you rather it be closed for spammerificness?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

here's one groaner i use on all my friends:

me: ask me if i'm a tree.
friend: huh?
me: ask me if i'm a tree.
friend: are you a tree?
me: no

 

[myusernamehere]

A guy walks into a bar





and says ouch!

 

[Sicy]

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