Twatt, Shetland Superthread

[Dalton]

was that before or after she gave you lumpy oatmeal?

My brother (6'5" 315) was dancing like a fool all over the bar. it was a sports bar.

perfect.

 

[Varitek]

My brother (6'5" 315) was dancing like a fool all over the bar. it was a sports bar.

perfect.

 

[Dalton]

This is why you've got to get to know The Humpty Dance.

Its your chance to do the hump.

 

[redhotswami]

pronounced with an umpty

 

[Varitek]

peefan make a move on whoever plan b is. just don't ever let her know she was plan b.

 

[Varitek]

well that is bad quality, but it ain't foulke, and it's so similar to the old one that who will notice?

 

[Dalton]

well that is bad quality, but it ain't foulke, and it's so similar to the old one that who will notice?

as soon as I refreshed my page I said, "No."

 

[phillyfan26]

peefan make a move on whoever plan b is. just don't ever let her know she was plan b.

That's the idea.

 

[Varitek]

as soon as I refreshed my page I said, "No."

you don't like it?

what about one of vtek glove-shoving arod?

 

[phillyfan26]

that is way more important. i second dalt's request for details.

Oh, it's a long story. A very long story, actually. One that will probably look a tad pathetic in writing.

To sum up: we'd met once last summer. She and I go to the same school, but she's a year younger so I rarely see her. She broke up with her boyfriend recently, and we've recently been talking via AIM.

Also, Dalton has just learned that I'm a junior. Word.

 

[Dalton]

ha ha ha ha

I love the fact that you get pissy when i don't know your vitals. Chill bro.

And PLEASE ask this girl out. Please.

 

[Varitek]

or this one

http://cache.boston.com/images/sports/redsox/2007/varitek_1029x1024.jpg

 

[phillyfan26]

No, I found it funny more than anything.

 

[the tourist]

Great opening day for baseball, eh? Well, except for the Tigers losing.

 

[Varitek]

Oh, it's a long story. A very long story, actually. One that will probably look a tad pathetic in writing.

To sum up: we'd met once last summer. She and I go to the same school, but she's a year younger so I rarely see her. She broke up with her boyfriend recently, and we've recently been talking via AIM.

Also, Dalton has just learned that I'm a junior. Word.

sounds good. ask her to prom, tomorrow, and maybe to coffee or something in between now and then.

 

[Dalton]

def. go with the slap. I love that shot.

 

[phillyfan26]

sounds good. ask her to prom, tomorrow, and maybe to coffee or something in between now and then.

She runs cross-country and asked me to go running with her.

Of course, that would be embarrassing for me, but I'd love to.

 

[Varitek]

She runs cross-country and asked me to go running with her.

Of course, that would be embarrassing for me, but I'd love to.

say yes, do it this week, asap, and then ask her to prom.

 

[Dalton]

She runs cross-country and asked me to go running with her.

ASK HER OUT!

 

[Varitek]

I reverted for now. thanks for the help pfan. i think i'm gonna install paint and do the glove-shove.

 

[Varitek]

i don't like bbc news's new homepage

 

[Varitek]

where the fuck is everyone?

 

[LemonMelon]

She runs cross-country and asked me to go running with her.

Of course, that would be embarrassing for me, but I'd love to.

Stop being a pussy little girl, Urine Appreciator. Ask her out or die.



This will be the advice I give to my children, word for word, when they're our age.

 

[Dalton]

Stop being a pussy little girl, Urine Appreciator. Ask her out or die.



This will be the advice I give to my children, word for word, when they're our age.

 

[Varitek]

Stop being a pussy little girl, Urine Appreciator. Ask her out or die.



This will be the advice I give to my children, word for word, when they're our age.

I saw the b+w av and thought you were screwtape, but then I read the first sentence and knew you couldn't be.

 

[Dalton]

ASK HER OUT!

this post is begging for a laz fix.

 

[LemonMelon]

I saw the b+w av and thought you were screwtape, but then I read the first sentence and knew you couldn't be.

@ Screwtape saying the word "pussy" in any context.

 

[phillyfan26]

Stop being a pussy little girl, Urine Appreciator. Ask her out or die.



This will be the advice I give to my children, word for word, when they're our age.

Trust me, embarrassment over being out of shape isn't going to stop me.

 

[LemonMelon]

Trust me, embarrassment over being out of shape isn't going to stop me.

We suffer a similar curse; we turn sideways and disappear. And least you're not morbidly obese like 98% of America.

 

[phillyfan26]

Had she asked four months ago, I'd have been in the best shape of my life.

But after I got cut from basketball, I didn't really do much of anything.