Twatt, Shetland Superthread

[Dalton]

*salutes* yes, sir!

aw fuck, another one.

 

[Screwtape2]

Who else is loving opening day?

Go Mariners!

 

[phillyfan26]

Who else is loving opening day?

Go Mariners!

Tom Gordon ruined my opening day.

 

[Dalton]

so, I'm drunk off my ass. Anything I post cannot be used against me in a court of law.

 

[redhotswami]

so, I'm drunk off my ass. Anything I post cannot be used against me in a court of law.

hi dalton

 

[Reggo]

aw fuck, another one.

That was sarcastic.

 

[Reggo]

Tom Gordon ruined my opening day.

Oakland ruined my Game 2.

 

[Dalton]

hi dalton

hello!!!!!!

 

[Varitek]

Wow. You're already calling her a whore? Do you think it wise?

I own it.

 

[Dalton]

I own it.

Because you are a badass.

 

[Dalton]

fuck i'm hungry

 

[redhotswami]

hello!!!!!!

who you tryin to get crazy wit ese? don't you know i'm loco?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvV-upQVoFs

 

[Varitek]

pfan i emailed you the pic a while ago. no pressure to do it asap, but did you get the email?

 

[Dalton]

who wants chilli dogs?

 

[redhotswami]

fuck i'm hungry

what did you drink?

 

[Dalton]

pfan i emailed you the pic a while ago. no pressure to do it asap, but did you get the email?

Roughly translated: get that shit done you little bitch.

 

[Dalton]

who you tryin to get crazy wit ese? don't you know i'm loco?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvV-upQVoFs

Look woman, I might seem like a nice guy, but I'm gangsta at heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8snaaMTiVM

 

[Reggo]

Lunch break over, back to work.

 

[phillyfan26]

pfan i emailed you the pic a while ago. no pressure to do it asap, but did you get the email?

I did. Sorry, I'm still working on the whole prom date thing.

 

[Dalton]

I did. Sorry, I'm still working on the whole prom date thing.

Details. Stat.

 

[Varitek]

I did. Sorry, I'm still working on the whole prom date thing.

that is way more important. i second dalt's request for details.

 

[redhotswami]

Look woman, I might seem like a nice guy, but I'm gangsta at heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8snaaMTiVM

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgohnTU9X0A

 

[Dalton]

that is way more important. i second dalt's request for details.

Seriously, if the two of us can't help you, who can?

 

[Dalton]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgohnTU9X0A

I may or may not have told our waitress tonight that my nose would tickle her rear in the 69 position.

 

[Varitek]

Seriously, asking the two of us for help is asking for an enjoyable and entertaining disaster.

fixed

 

[Varitek]

I may or may not have told our waitress tonight that my nose would tickle her rear in the 69 position.

You are a married man.

Man I hope some day to have a marriage with that much trust.

And you hope nobody ever thinks about your daughter that way.

 

[Dalton]

You are a married man.

Man I hope some day to have a marriage with that much trust.

Yes. Yes you do.

And you hope nobody ever thinks about your daughter that way.

Perfect

 

[Dalton]

You are a married man.

Man I hope some day to have a marriage with that much trust.

And you hope nobody ever thinks about your daughter that way.

Seriously though, do you not know the song?

 

[Varitek]

Seriously though, do you not know the song?

no. i never know shit like that.

 

[redhotswami]

I may or may not have told our waitress tonight that my nose would tickle her rear in the 69 position.

was that before or after she gave you lumpy oatmeal?