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Old 03-30-2008, 03:20 PM   #256
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I've been up since 7am yesterday.
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i just got a job offer. not for as much money as i'd like, but still not so bad.
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Dare I ask why?

Who the hell knows? Sometimes I just can't fall asleep. Sex? Drugs? Alcohol? None of them help. Even in combination.
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i just got a job offer. not for as much money as i'd like, but still not so bad.

I'm so bad with that cash, I drop a whole bag.

what's the job?
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I'm so bad with that cash, I drop a whole bag.

what's the job?
au pair, i'm gonna do it in geneva. i don't have an official offer from the family i like best, who i'd say yes to on the spot.
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and btw dalt, the lovely ripped gentleman i brought home last night did not have the clap. he did have krazy oral skillz tho.
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au pair, i'm gonna do it in geneva. i don't have an official offer from the family i like best, who i'd say yes to on the spot.

au pairs should be ugly and missing the ability to keep drool in their mouth. Otherwise, it would cause too many headaches to bring them into the house.
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Speaking of skills, I was talking to a buddy of mine last night who claims to have had sex recently on a foosball table while using one of the little men as a second point of stimulation on his lady friend.

If that's true ....
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au pairs should be ugly and missing the ability to keep drool in their mouth. Otherwise, it would cause too many headaches to bring them into the house.
well, i'm more interested in men in their 20s than fathers whose wives i really like as people.

hmmm i wonder if that's why the families are all cool with au pairs having a nightlife - that way you won't wanna sleep with dad.
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Speaking of skills, I was talking to a buddy of mine last night who claims to have had sex recently on a foosball table while using one of the little men as a second point of stimulation on his lady friend.

If that's true ....
1. eeew
2. ouch
3. bullshit
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