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I bought a six pack of Cooper's stout just before and the fucking cardboard broke before I got to the car, all bottles falling to the ground. I was SO pissed off. This always seems to happen with the crappy cardboard Coopers use.

The good news is that absolutely none of the bottles broke. So I guess they can make up for the shittier parts of the overall product.
 
gluey said:
Ok I guess! I won't know the results until 24th June when I see the specialist again. :giggle: Mr G came home at 1.30am with 2 mates - all of them had been down at the local for their friday night drinks. Anyway, at 2am the 2 mates decided to get shitty with each other and do the usual male posturing "go on, smack me in the face" bullshit over something typically anal (as only drunk guys can get!).....I came storming out of our room, heart going like a fucking piston :yikes: and told them in no uncertain terms to fuck off out of our house if they were going to try and start a fight, and how I don't need their bullshit, all while pulling down the top of my t-shirt I was sleeping in to expose the heart monitor etc :lol:. They looked mortified, and promptly took off, while Mr G looked very smug (he was trying to get them to stop and fuck off before I came out), and said "See boys, I told you so, nobody wins against my Mrs when she's fucked off!" :rockon:

:lol: Anyway, I had to keep an 'activity' diary while wearing the monitor....I explained the 2am heart racing as "Woke up to sick child" :shifty: :giggle: I don't think a hob nobby specialist would understand "woke up to, and disbanded a testosterone cock fight"
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gluey FTW !!
 
The Sad Punk said:
I bought a six pack of Cooper's stout just before and the fucking cardboard broke before I got to the car, all bottles falling to the ground. I was SO pissed off. This always seems to happen with the crappy cardboard Coopers use.

The good news is that absolutely none of the bottles broke. So I guess they can make up for the shittier parts of the overall product.
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coopers FTPhail
 
gluey said:
Ok I guess! I won't know the results until 24th June when I see the specialist again. :giggle: Mr G came home at 1.30am with 2 mates - all of them had been down at the local for their friday night drinks. Anyway, at 2am the 2 mates decided to get shitty with each other and do the usual male posturing "go on, smack me in the face" bullshit over something typically anal (as only drunk guys can get!).....I came storming out of our room, heart going like a fucking piston :yikes: and told them in no uncertain terms to fuck off out of our house if they were going to try and start a fight, and how I don't need their bullshit, all while pulling down the top of my t-shirt I was sleeping in to expose the heart monitor etc :lol:. They looked mortified, and promptly took off, while Mr G looked very smug (he was trying to get them to stop and fuck off before I came out), and said "See boys, I told you so, nobody wins against my Mrs when she's fucked off!" :rockon:

:lol: Anyway, I had to keep an 'activity' diary while wearing the monitor....I explained the 2am heart racing as "Woke up to sick child" :shifty: :giggle: I don't think a hob nobby specialist would understand "woke up to, and disbanded a testosterone cock fight"
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:lol:

And YOU used to be scared of ME?
 
The Sad Punk said:
I bought a six pack of Cooper's stout just before and the fucking cardboard broke before I got to the car, all bottles falling to the ground. I was SO pissed off. This always seems to happen with the crappy cardboard Coopers use.

The good news is that absolutely none of the bottles broke. So I guess they can make up for the shittier parts of the overall product.
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:tsk: I fucking hate that.

I broke an empty beer bottle this morning. It was left on the bench when the cockfighters did their runner....my arm caught it, I watched it bounce onto the tile floor (it didn't break on impact!!!), bounce back and forth a few times to the point I started a victory dance on the fact it wasn't broken. Then, naturally, on the last bounce it disintergrated into a million fucking shards from arsehole to breakfast. :mad:
 
coolian2 said:
The bookies are still working out the odds for the undercard. But we have a few one sided fights so we might need to raise ticket prices to make a profit on the event.
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What are the odds for sexy results in Jen vs Chass?
 
Wonder who paid Stuff.co.nz to talk up the "thrilling" Super 14 final? :hmm:

I mean, is there anybody at all genuinely excited and all "OMG WE WON WOWZ0RZ!!!11!1" at Canterbury winning the tournament for the seventh time in thirteen seasons?
 
Axver said:
Wonder who paid Stuff.co.nz to talk up the "thrilling" Super 14 final? :hmm:

I mean, is there anybody at all genuinely excited and all "OMG WE WON WOWZ0RZ!!!11!1" at Canterbury winning the tournament for the seventh time in thirteen seasons?
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Ah, the oh so partisan New Zealand media.

The Crusaders could have pissed home by 20 and it would have been thrilling.

Rugby rugby rugby.
 
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