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[Axver]

Fuck this is boring, I might watch star wars, our put the X Files on or something.....boring!

Yeah ... this has nothing on the other recent ceremonies.

Holy shit, you guys bailed to ads faster than TVNZ did (or haven't, yet)

It's Channel 7. Who's shocked.

 

[coolian2]

THIS IS BORING

 

[Axver]

Its a commercial network, what did you expect.

Oh Sonya Kruger mentioned something about dancing, where is Darryl Sommers

On a possibly unrelated note, I don't know, my probably sick brain is getting to me, I saw an ad earlier for Dancing With The Stars' new series. By the looks of things, Red Symonds is the host?! WTF? Is this new, or has he hosted it before? Because that seems like a HUGE mismatch.

 

[coolian2]

It's Channel 7. Who's shocked.

Sydney and Athens on TVNZ finished over an hour before they finished on TV here.

I can't believe we aren't into our second ad break.

 

[Axver]

Has the artistic gymnastics qualifying started early or something?

 

[bono_man2002]

On a possibly unrelated note, I don't know, my probably sick brain is getting to me, I saw an ad earlier for Dancing With The Stars' new series. By the looks of things, Red Symonds is the host?! WTF? Is this new, or has he hosted it before? Because that seems like a HUGE mismatch.

Red is a contestant, at least to my knowledge.

I think mum was telling me, in Sundays paper that Daniel McPherson is the new co-host.

 

[Axver]

Sonya Kruger loves the story behind that picture? SHE'S PROBABLY NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.

 

[bono_man2002]

Has the artistic gymnastics qualifying started early or something?

A 3.5 from me.

 

[bono_man2002]

Sonya Kruger loves the story behind that picture? SHE'S PROBABLY NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.

Or maybe she's high as a kite.

Thats what the commentators should do before hand, get really drunk and then commentate, that would be good viewing!

 

[coolian2]

Every Olympic ceremony is overly pretentious....but this takes the fucking cake.

 

[Axver]

Red is a contestant, at least to my knowledge.

I think mum was telling me, in Sundays paper that Daniel McPherson is the new co-host.

Oooh, right. He looked like host on the ad I saw. Still, odd show for him to appear on.

And that dumb fucking Cal "I'm New Zealand's Worst Hack Comedian And I Appear On Every Aussie TV Show" Wilson is on it too.

 

[coolian2]

Here's a little light reading if you get bored:

Sexiest female Olympians named (+pics) - New Zealand's source for sport, rugby, cricket & league news on Stuff.co.nz

 

[Axver]

Or maybe she's high as a kite.

Thats what the commentators should do before hand, get really drunk and then commentate, that would be good viewing!

That would be priceless. Get that "Buddha" Whateverhisnameis rugby commentator dude sloshed. He spouts shit at the best of times; if he's hammered, he'd bring the mindnumbing stupidity with an extra helping of lulz.

Every Olympic ceremony is overly pretentious....but this takes the fucking cake.

Yeah, let's not entertain people or anything.

 

[bono_man2002]

Damn I was hoping Roy & HG would be live in Triple J, but not the case.

 

[coolian2]

I wonder if there's paint drying on another channel.

 

[bono_man2002]

Disappointingly, no New Zealand athletes are included in the list while six Australians are featured.

Nawwww

 

[Axver]

Hey, guys? Just hurry up and let the athletes parade in. I love that part, seeing what tiny, unknown Pacific atolls and African basketcases send teams of three people to compete in some totally random event. And toi see just how fucking huge the US and Chinese teams are; how many hangers-on they string around their stars to make their Olympic pinus look motherfucking gigantor.

 

[Axver]

I wonder if there's paint drying on another channel.

FUCK YOU I JUST ABOUT CHOKED ON MY DRINK!

 

[bono_man2002]

That would be priceless. Get that "Buddha" Whateverhisnameis rugby commentator dude sloshed. He spouts shit at the best of times; if he's hammered, he'd bring the mindnumbing stupidity with an extra helping of lulz..

I don't know him, but it sounds like a plan!, at least have Roy and HG or something, they'd make this entertaining!

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[Axver]

Hey, some gormless twits waving.

And more ads. Go, 7, go!

 

[coolian2]

Nawwww

I'd have thought Sarah Walker and the portions of the women's football team would be better looking than some of the choices there....

 

[coolian2]

Oooh, puppets. They don't work well in a 100,000 seat stadium.

 

[bono_man2002]

And I'm over to Star Wars.

 

[bono_man2002]

"do u think she suspect a trap?"

 

[Axver]

I don't know him, but it sounds like a plan!, at least have Roy and HG or something, they'd make this entertaining!

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Oh, "Buddha" is a doofus on 7's commentary team. He's a kind of "boundary rider" who's too fat to boundary ride. He thinks he knows stuff about rugby but routinely makes completely wrong and arrogant comments to compensate for the small sporting dick he perceives Australia to have. If he were commentating this drunk, it would both be asinine and hysterical.

But if we want seriously funny people, let's get Ross Noble and Dylan Moran to commentate!

 

[Axver]

And I'm over to Star Wars.

I'm so tempted to just go to sleep. If this doesn't put me to sleep first.

 

[bono_man2002]

Ah Google, I love you.

 

[Axver]

Kruger: "Very tricky to move on that carpet without making a mistake ... or slipping."

Nah, ya think?

 

[coolian2]

If I wasn't doing some flight sim stuff I'd be in bed already.


Go on China, have a wank.

 

[bono_man2002]

Star Wars is even boring, I think I'm just not in the mood for anything tonight....