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http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/4251107.htm

This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

One could say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.
 
everyone assumes he did it on purpose, but from all indications, it was OBVIOUSLY an accident.
 
that is just sick...perhaps he wanted a bigger one and couldn't afford one on his own, and insurance won't pay for it, so maybe he decided to have a freak accident and the insurance would pay for a new one.....

or perhaps the guy is just insane....
 
I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.
 
but the question remains: why do women not get these things from having sex with deviant men?
 
i am seriously lol-ing here

Angela Harlem said:
I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.

:lmao:

Tokyo shock boys?!? What's that supposed to be?
 
Re: i am seriously lol-ing here

U2girl said:


:lmao:

Tokyo shock boys?!? What's that supposed to be?

The Tokyo Shock Boys are/were this group of entertainers for want of a better term. I think there was about 4-5 of them and they had this show that toured and did weird stuff. Absolutely crazy insane things that no one else would even think of doing. Lighting a firecracker up their arse was one. Tying string to their testicles and the other end to an office wheelie chair and pulling a girl from the audience across the stage was another.

They had so many gross and weird tricks. I won't post them here in case folks get offended, but they were highly entertaining.

They were fom Tokyo, hence the name.

Hilarious stuff I thought.
:D
 
TripThruUreWires said:
um, sidenote to everyone: just because this guy hails from Trenton, NJ, please do not formulate any unwarranted conclusions or stereotypes about new jerseyans...we have enough to overcome already.

you guys are well-known for making picante sauce there. no?
 
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