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Old 10-12-2002, 03:37 AM   #1
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wink try sticking these things into your...

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/...al/4251107.htm

This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

One could say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.
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eww

men and their weird sex things

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wink

maybe he got them from having sex with some deviant woman?
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everyone assumes he did it on purpose, but from all indications, it was OBVIOUSLY an accident.
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that is just sick...perhaps he wanted a bigger one and couldn't afford one on his own, and insurance won't pay for it, so maybe he decided to have a freak accident and the insurance would pay for a new one.....

or perhaps the guy is just insane....
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I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.
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or perhaps the guy is just insane....
that hit the nail on the head..
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was it Andy Dick?
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I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.


Yes.
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that hit the nail on the head..


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was it Andy Dick?
Andy: Am I gay???
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but the question remains: why do women not get these things from having sex with deviant men?
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i am seriously lol-ing here

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I once paid to see a man put a firecracker up his arse, light it and giggle like a hyena when it exploded.

All in the name of the Tokyo Shock Boys.

It was brilliant.


Tokyo shock boys?!? What's that supposed to be?
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