mysterious_jen
Blue Crack Addict
Fuck. I haven't had sex in like a week
DAMN YOU IMPENDING HOLIDAYS MAKING US BOTH BUSY
I better get some tomorrow
awwwwwwwwww poor chass i keep telling you to move here, you would never be without
Fuck. I haven't had sex in like a week
DAMN YOU IMPENDING HOLIDAYS MAKING US BOTH BUSY
I better get some tomorrow
I've got a few spare handfuls. Wanna borrow?Jen might be! As for me. . . .the phrase "more than a handful's a waste" springs to mind. But they are perfect.
roflmao
Fuck. I haven't had sex in like a week
I've got a few spare handfuls. Wanna borrow?
awwwwwwwwww poor chass i keep telling you to move here, you would never be without
awwwwwwwwww poor chass i keep telling you to move here, you would never be without
I might have to take you up on her offer.
Oh fucking diddums.
Oh diddums.
Oh that's right!
carry on then
Damn, I should've drawn a velvet dress on your Christmas card just to mock you. But it's in the mail already.
you and danny have so much work to do you could pick up a leftover schoolie that danny should have had when you go to QLD.
then send him pics
BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
Poor desperate Liam. Stealing others' offers....
... Me, pick up a leftover schoolie?
I'm just hoping for another drawing of Bono I can talk to
The worst part is that I've had the realization of a new fantasy, which I haven't gotten to explore yet
Hmm.
Well. The girl who I'm interested in is still a virgin, so I can't corrupt her.
... me, pick up a leftover Schoolie?
Well. The girl who I'm interested in is still a virgin, so I can't corrupt her.
well they do get completely plastered so you never know your luck
How old is she?
how old is she?
There's another train going by, Ax. That's an hour and fifteen minutes since the last one.
What? I expect you to have corrupted her by the new year.