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Catholics can't take the pill either, can they?
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Catholics can't take the pill either, can they?
Cin
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231 days!!!! I could not do that. 
liamcool
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Well, I can never give her the first one manually. She does that herself. But apparently 2nds and 3rds are easier to give.
231 days.
We have in the past.... I have a tendency for breaking them somehow.
Count down until Andy's suicide: 43 days.
Pfft, you suck.
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Don't believe so, no.
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no birth control , i think the rythm method is permissable?
more lube if you keep breaking them !
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Anyway it's not as bad as you might think. I mean, it is driving me crazy and all, but it's gonna be so fucking amazing on August 8th. Like 30 times.
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Axver. These people are weak, aren't they.
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you will be so tired by the end of your wedding day you wont even bother !
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231 days!!!! I could not do that.
It's difficult. The total tally of days is 322. I'm almost 30% there.
Extra masturbation.
I can't stand lube.
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Yeah, me too. Plus my dumb ovaries never worked properly in the first place. I'm taking the pill both to regulate my hormones, and to avoid teh evil babies.
If I was to ever someday want kids, I'd probably have to have some kind of fertility treatments
BUT KIDS ARE BAD. Someday when I can afford it, I'm getting my tubes tied.
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This talk about sex sucks.
"Weak" is putting it mildly.
Cin
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Yeah, me too. Plus my dumb ovaries never worked properly in the first place. I'm taking the pill both to regulate my hormones, and to avoid teh evil babies.
If I was to ever someday want kids, I'd probably have to have some kind of fertility treatments
BUT KIDS ARE BAD. Someday when I can afford it, I'm getting my tubes tied.
teh evil babies
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Not a prayer. Of course, she may be.... Then again, we will be gone for a week on honeymoon....
or you'll come as soon as you go near her
Actually, probably this is true.
Oh just go pop the Croat's cherry.
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jealous
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Have it. Then go without. You'd be weak, too.
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I haven't had sex in over two months!
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liamcool
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At least I still get the blowjobs. What do you get?
Nothing.
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Give me time.
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The nieghbours have these little baby magpies that just run free around the area. One of them came to our front yard, I picked her up and hand fed her and everything. Only problem is that my cat lives in the front yard, and this magpie is really unsuspecting (she was basically chasing him before).
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So now everyone knows my secret. I told a few people in real life and they thought our relationship was in trouble. Actually, it's never been better than in the last 6 months since we got engaged.
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22 pages of smut, well done people. I really am very proud 
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