Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Superthread.

[mysterious_jen]

Forget getting a hooker. Everybody just buy me a plane ticket to Australia.

hmmmmm..... this worries me


ALOT!

 

[the tourist]

I was waiting for that to happen. I made a joke about one of my friend's dad a few years ago, and he instantly deadpanned back "my dad's dead."

I felt fucking rotten.

I've had that happen to me. Of course, the person was a lying cunt.

 

[Axver]

She's gonna say something like 8 now and get all self-conscious and you're gonna feel like a jackass.

I knew a guy who claimed he lost his virginity at age 8 to his friend's high school-aged sister.

I laughed.

 

[Cin]

so the only other person listed at the bottom who hasn't answered is Carlos?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

That and I didn't have a condom and wasn't willing to get dressed, go out in the snow, drive to the nearest convenience store, buy a condom, drive back, get naked, and get her into the mood again.

This is why condoms should come in cereal boxes

Speaking of which, anybody want some free condoms? They gave me a bunch when I went for my birth control pills, but I don't need them

 

[liamcool]

I've had that happen to me. Of course, the person was a lying cunt.

It's a fucking rotten feeling.

 

[the tourist]

So you want to be a young father?

I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.

 

[Axver]

Don't you?

I can't see the appeal in fucking somebody who's just doing it for business and probably thinks you're ugly and really bad at sex.

 

[bono_212]

I can't see the appeal in fucking somebody who's just doing it for business and probably thinks you're ugly and really bad at sex.

Well jeez when you put it that way

 

[the tourist]

I knew a guy who claimed he lost his virginity at age 8 to his friend's high school-aged sister.

I laughed.

Poor kid. I bet he dry-came.

 

[Cin]

I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.

good girl, and boy. . .
I have 2 male friends who have 3 children each. It astounds me that each and every pregnancy was a "mistake"

 

[liamcool]

I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.

You count?

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm 24, have had sex probably close to 250 times, and no pregnancy's. My fiancee's pretty good about the pill. Ten pm. Every day. Like clockworks.

tut tut .

251st time then your fucked for life ! never ever trust the pill and nothing else!

 

[Axver]

Poor kid. I bet he dry-came.

I reckon the true version of the story is he accidentally saw her boobs and has been hyping up the story ever since.

 

[the tourist]

It's a fucking rotten feeling.

I wanted to murder the kid when, 6 months later, I met his dad.

 

[Cin]

tut tut .

251st time then your fucked for life ! never ever trust the pill and nothing else!

I trust it but I take it properly. . .



btw. . . . peed on a stick and phew!!

 

[Axver]

I wanted to murder the kid when, 6 months later, I met his dad.

You could've just murdered his father.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

hmmmmm..... this worries me


ALOT!

Don't worry darling, when I'm done with you, I'll come right to you

... really?

No, not really. I've been referring to myself as a 'classy whore' for ages and frequently offering my 'services' to virgin friends. If I weren't in a relationship I'd consider it, but not if it involved traveling half way around the world.

 

[the tourist]

good girl, and boy. . .
I have 2 male friends who have 3 children each. It astounds me that each and every pregnancy was a "mistake"

Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I trust it but I take it properly. . .



btw. . . . peed on a stick and phew!!

 

[bono_212]

I trust it but I take it properly. . .



btw. . . . peed on a stick and phew!!

Andrew freaked you out that badly?

 

[liamcool]

Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.

You've gotten off 90 times, and her...maybe nine?

 

[Cin]

Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.

OMG!! how long do you have to wait

 

[mysterious_jen]

Well, no worries about it now. It's a deep dark secret that me and the lady decided just to avoid pre-marriage pregnancy scares, we're gonna just get each other off manually til we get married. It's been 90 days so far. Fucking hell.

OH MY GOD WHY?????????????????????????????


just use a rubber dude !

 

[Cin]

Andrew freaked you out that badly?

yes

 

[the tourist]

You count?

Naw. Just an estimate.

I reckon the true version of the story is he accidentally saw her boobs and has been hyping up the story ever since.

I loved it when that happened to me.

You could've just murdered his father.

Should've.

 

[liamcool]

OH MY GOD WHY?????????????????????????????


just use a rubber dude !

He's Catholic.

 

[Cin]

He's Catholic.

well then you shouldn't be doing that at all!!

I have no idea, I only look at the purty windows in church

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Another train, Ax. This one just 25 minutes after the last.

 

[the tourist]

You've gotten off 90 times, and her...maybe nine?

Well, I can never give her the first one manually. She does that herself. But apparently 2nds and 3rds are easier to give.

OMG!! how long do you have to wait

231 days.

OH MY GOD WHY?????????????????????????????


just use a rubber dude !

We have in the past.... I have a tendency for breaking them somehow.