True story:

[Not George Lucas]

Several years ago, ToyFare magazine reported that the guy who made the nostalgia hit, "American Graffiti" was working on a new "space western" movie.

Along with the movie, a toy line was going to be released. From what they heard this "space western" was going to suck, and, naturally, the toy line wasn't going anywhere. They almost felt sorry for this Lucas guy.

Oh well, at least the Flash Gordon movie's coming out soon.

 

[Johnny Swallow]

FLASH.......AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH........
...HE'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!

That has to be the best bad sci-fi movie ever.