Triumph! A tribute to Lemonade Stand's least favoured couple

[Zoomerang96]

that's mortifying, kieran.

 

[foray]

Congratulations!

 

[Zoomerang96]

shut up.

 

[Evalicious]

You know, Zoomerang96, in some ways I am a girl, if you know what I mean.

Oh my!
Even more confusion! My blonde head is gonna explode soon

 

[Evalicious]

Isn't it strange that I can't be here every second, I guess it's just those darned timezones and the need for sleep.

You should try harder!
They say that if you throw ice-cold water to your face you won´t fall asleep.
Need any help?

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'll tell you what I need, what I need is a little peace and quite m'kay?

Daddy's trying to sleep. Go jump rope or something, there's a good kid.

 

[Evalicious]

*jumping away*

i don´t wanna jump rope anymore!
im bored, wake up!

 

[JessicaAnn]

*pokes kieran with a stick*

 

[Evalicious]

*shouts WAAAAKE UP in kieran´s left ear*

 

[Zoomerang96]

eva, kieran told me to wrap you up if you know what i mean.

 

[Evalicious]

I know what you mean.......

i dont like it

 

[Zoomerang96]

you don't?

oh.

just try and enjoy it.

 

[Evalicious]

I´ll do my best........


In general there are other things that enjoy more

 

[Zoomerang96]

perhaps you enjoy the smell of japancakes in the morning?

 

[Evalicious]

could be....

anything is possible, you know

 

[Zoomerang96]

no, i don't know.

my school of thought over the years has been molded into asking for nothing, and expecting even less.

 

[Evalicious]

That´s wrong....

You should demand everything, god´s sake you are worth it!

 

[Zoomerang96]

you know what? you're absolutely right.

i feel like i can do anything! i'm gonna start smoking!

 

[Evalicious]

my god, are you sure??!!

i mean, SMOKING is a huge deal, are you sure you´re ready for it.........lung cancer i mean....

 

[Zoomerang96]

no no no, i said i'll start SMOKING, i never mentioned anything about cancer.

 

[Evalicious]

oh, i see......

you gotta be very patient with me, cos im blonde and everything
i dont usually understand things

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah yes, i'm well aware of your aryan features eva.

~germanic

 

[JessicaAnn]

ah yes, i'm well aware of your aryan features eva.

~germanic

Have you introduced Eva to your friend Adolf Neurolf?

 

[Zoomerang96]

Have you introduced Eva to your friend Adolf Neurolf?

adolf neudorf you mean? i actually haven't...do you think perhaps we should?

 

[Evalicious]

no he has not, sounds intriguing though.....

 

[JessicaAnn]

adolf neudorf you mean? i actually haven't...do you think perhaps we should?

Yeah ... neudorf. I have a sneaking suspicion she might like him.

 

[Evalicious]

Oh god.....is there something wrong with neudorf

you all seem to think we would do well together

 

[Zoomerang96]

no there's nothing wrong at all!

it's just that he doesn't have any friends and pisses off everyone he comes in contact with.

 

[Evalicious]

Sounds like we would have alot in common

 

[JessicaAnn]

Though Adolf may want to know a bit about your family's background