|02-12-2002, 08:12 AM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Cherry Lane
Local Time: 03:57 AM
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards__________________
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk...But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow...Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store...In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right...I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class...Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished...But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie...I just wished you had J-Lo's booty.
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny...So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister...You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."
|02-12-2002, 09:12 AM||#2|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Another Time, Another Place, in The Electric Co. ; behind the Shadows and Tall Trees
Local Time: 12:57 AM
I Love controversy
Why am I not a vegetable??
|02-12-2002, 09:30 AM||#3|
Blue Crack Distributor
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down...
Local Time: 02:57 AM
You can tear it up
If you can tie me down
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