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Old 02-12-2002, 08:12 AM   #1
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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk...But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow...Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store...In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right...I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class...Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished...But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey, and you're a cutie...I just wished you had J-Lo's booty.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny...So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister...You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

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Old 02-12-2002, 09:12 AM   #2
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Originally posted by Bonochick:
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny...So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

Now this is my kind of card!

I Love controversy

Why am I not a vegetable??

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LOL! Those are great!
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