Top Breeders Recommend Cartridge World

[Kieran McConville]

Yes, you heard right - top English basset hound breeders recommend Cartridge World for all your home office and marital aid needs.

This is because Captain Cartridge, currently serving hard time for impersonating 1930s comic book favourite Flash Gordon, has them all in his pocket - but you don't need to know that.

So trust the respected word of the world's top dog breeders. You know they mean business when they say SHOP AT CARTRIDGE WORLD in one united shout!!! HUZZAH!!!

Are you having a dog of a week? Well get your ass on down to Cartridge World for a pick-me-up of truly CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE proportions. Never bought a cartridge in your life? Phooey! Everyone needs a cartridge in their home, and Captain Cartridge intends to see that everyone does! Top cartridge dealers recommend Pal cause its so chewy and the dogs just love it!! Yes they do, their coats are all thick and shiny and they are just irrepressible... Anyway, cartridges - buy more, now.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Am I the only appreciative audience here or what??

Classic K.



*rates thread a moollion stars*

 

[Calluna]

You can never have too many cartridges.

 

[Angela Harlem]

K stop rating yourself one star.

Cap't would be pissed and dress up as an ex officer from the first fleet and run you through with his um...knife thing. In the sheath.

That is, if Bogo Rd allows facy dress contumes.