of course we'd all like to see "world peace declared", etc.
let's keep it light and funny.
I'll go first:
1. "U2 to perform private concert in JOFO's backyard; Bono grilling burgers inbetween tunes".
2. "Scott Stapp fired from job as toliet cleaner; looking for employment in the garbage collection industry".
3. "Britney Spears enters academy to become a nun; kicked out for lip-synching prayers".
4. "JOFO injured when struck by bag of money falling from the sky; Kirsten Dunst on the scene to revive him".
5. "Posting at Interference.com proven to enhance sexual prowess".
let's keep it light and funny.
I'll go first:
1. "U2 to perform private concert in JOFO's backyard; Bono grilling burgers inbetween tunes".
2. "Scott Stapp fired from job as toliet cleaner; looking for employment in the garbage collection industry".
3. "Britney Spears enters academy to become a nun; kicked out for lip-synching prayers".
4. "JOFO injured when struck by bag of money falling from the sky; Kirsten Dunst on the scene to revive him".
5. "Posting at Interference.com proven to enhance sexual prowess".