to deathbear, with love

[Se7en]

horatio,

i wish to write to you in these troubled times. you are the only voice of reason that pleasures my godless soul.

i was thinking the other day. i haven't done that in a long time. it was very beneficial to me.

sally called yesterday. she wants her "give bush the finger" panties back. please send them her way swiftly as we no longer have a use for them.

i hope all is well in lesotho. i hear its great weather down there this time of year. i am longing for your response.

sincerely,
seemore buttz

 

[Calluna]

I guess he must be on holiday down by the river again this weekend.

Livin' in a van down by the river, eating the government cheese.

 

[u2bonogirl]

i totally just got that last comment

 

[Zoomerang96]

horatio,

i wish to write to you in these troubled times. you are the only voice of reason that pleasures my godless soul.

i was thinking the other day. i haven't done that in a long time. it was very beneficial to me.

sally called yesterday. she wants her "give bush the finger" panties back. please send them her way swiftly as we no longer have a use for them.

i hope all is well in lesotho. i hear its great weather down there this time of year. i am longing for your response.

sincerely,
seemore buttz

dear se7en,

with this fine masausage you've concocted, constructed and conceived to the world, you are automatically better than anything before you.

like the rainbow, your colours are festive and not-so-ambiguously homo-curious.

i proverbially kneel down before you to kiss your limp wrist with the love and affection you so crave.

thank you for your fine letter once again, thaddeus.

~benyelle

 

[pub crawler]

Good stuff!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey gang, is it really plausible that Zoomerang96 would reply so quickly to a fan letter? I don't think so. I don't think this is happening at all.

I know where you live, old tiger!!!!

~'special' smilie

 

[foray]

Exactly 17 minutes ago I spied deathbear cavorting with a merry group of in-bred yokels.

foray

 

[carrieluvv]

is there a place i can send a donation?

zoomerang is a god and I need to do my part.

hehe

 

[Evalicious]

I´ve seen him naked!

 

[easytiger]

is there anyone who hasn't?

 

[Evalicious]

I doubt it

 

[Zoomerang96]

is there a place i can send a donation?

zoomerang is a god and I need to do my part.

hehe

lets kiss, with face mouth lips.

 

[Zoomerang96]

I´ve seen him naked!

perhaps you'd be interested in getting...an MP3 of me naked?

that's right, an mp3! you can hear me naked.

 

[Zoomerang96]

by all appearances here, i'm such a whore.

oh well, tough shit.

 

[Se7en]

hangin' tough.

 

[Evalicious]

perhaps you'd be interested in getting...an MP3 of me naked?

that's right, an mp3! you can hear me naked.

Ok, send it to me!

I dare you!

 

[Kieran McConville]

I've had just about enough of Zoomerang96's scatalogical 'humour'. Really, don't the children deserve better than audio of you not wearing clothes?

 

[Evalicious]

Zoomy, where are you now???
i bet he´s afraid......
come on, dont be shy!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm horrified.

zedbetty is out of his mind.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoomy, where are you now???
i bet he´s afraid......
come on, dont be shy!

erformanceanxiety:

 

[Zoomerang96]

ha.

<_<

 

[cujo]

I'll be waiting for the official naked album release myself.

 

[Zoomerang96]

seriously, i'll be making this tonite when i get home.

 

[Evalicious]

your poor neighbors.......

 

[Se7en]

i would prefer if the album leaked all over me.

 

[Zoomerang96]

wow.

 

[Se7en]

sorry. i have a tendancy to get carried away in my excitement.

 

[Zoomerang96]

no, that's ok. it's a guy thing i guess.

guys

 

[Se7en]

please don't call me a guy. we are all aware that i have been blessed with reproductive organs from both sexes.

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh.

well now i'm confused. what are you?