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Old 02-27-2007, 05:35 AM   #1
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To Celebrate The Upcoming Release of The Simpsons Movie: Quote Away!

I love these threads, we had one running ages ago. Now remember, don't worry if you don't get it exactly right, almost everyone will know exactly what you are on about.

I'll start with the U2 ep:

[Pride plays, Homer walks out]
Homer: Hellooooo Springfield! Now I know you want to see these rocking rockers, so vote for me as sanitation commissioner! (I know it's wrong )
[Crowd boo]
Bono: Now hang on a second, people. The man's talkin about waste management. That can effect the whole goddam planet.
Edge: Oh, here we go. [To Larry] What to slip down to Moe's for a quick pint? [Larry nods]
Adam: Can I come?
Edge: [ponders] No.
Adam: Wankers. [Whistles and fiddles with guitar]
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What was that?
Lisa: It Sounded like a Silo tipping over

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My favorite- the bully gets what's coming to him:

Bully: Ha, ha!

Tall man in small car with sunroof: Boy, do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a car, even the very tall. This is the only automobile I could afford. (pulls down bully's pants and sends him walking along the road) Look, everyone, it's the boy who laughs at everyone!

Crowd: Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
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More Tomato?

YES PLEASE!
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-I have misplaced my pants.
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Mr. Burns: ''Smithers, I think I'll donate 1 million dollars to the children's hospital...............when pigs fly!''

*both laugh as pig flies past the window*

Smithers: ''Will you be doing that now sir?''

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Homer: ''Patato man''
Paul McGuiness: ''Where the hell you been?''

*Homer starts pressing buttons on U2's control panel*
Suzie Smith: ''Hey this is a restricted area!''
Homer: ''Take a hike Kojak!''
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Roofy singing: ''1, 2 tie your shoe. 3, 4 clean up ze floor. 5, 6 dont play trix. 7, 8 clean your plate. 9, 10 start over again.......1, 2 tie your shoe..."
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"Ok Mr Burns and what is your first name?"
"I don't... Know...."
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Re: To Celebrate The Upcoming Release of The Simpsons Movie: Quote Away!

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I love these threads, we had one running ages ago. Now remember, don't worry if you don't get it exactly right, almost everyone will know exactly what you are on about.

I'll start with the U2 ep:

[Pride plays, Homer walks out]
Homer: Hellooooo Springfield! Now I know you want to see these rocking rockers, so vote for me as sanitation commissioner! (I know it's wrong )
[Crowd boo]
Bono: Now hang on a second, people. The man's talkin about waste management. That can effect the whole goddam planet.
Edge: Oh, here we go. [To Larry] What to slip down to Moe's for a quick pint? [Larry nods]
Adam: Can I come?
Edge: [ponders] No.
Adam: Wankers. [Whistles and fiddles with guitar]
And don't forget...

Bono: Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Homer.
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Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, maaaagical animal.



One of the top 5 best episodes.
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Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.

Homer: Hiya.

Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.

Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.
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Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.

Bart: Right, the leprechaun.

Ralph: He told me to burn things.
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Elvis Costello: "Well there is lost of fun instruments to play...like bass!! *plays bass chord* ''C'mon, who'd like to be a bass player?''

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Super Intendant Chamber: ''What the hell is going on??''

Skinner: "Err....Aurora Buorielis??''

Chambers: ''Aurora Buorielis?? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirily in your kitchen?'

Skinner: ".....yes?"

Chambers: "Can I see?"
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Dr. Hibbert: I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbours?
George Bush: No, its not Bar and me. It's them!
*Bush points at the Simpsons' house*
Flanders: Who, Maude and me?
George Bush: No, the man and his boy. Ya know. The boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man.
*calls in to Barbara*
George Bush: Bar, what's the name of the man?
Barbara Bush: *says in the distance* I'm not getting involved, George!
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