Tittybong, VIC, Australia superthread

[Axver]

Single? Bah! Clean your mouth out, philistine!

 

[coolian2]

Porcelain then?

It would be like doing Nicole Kidman.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

One of those silcone ones then?

yeah, liam has a real doll. i've seen him complaining about the price

 

[liamcool]

Porcelain then?

*gives up*

 

[the tourist]

No singles. None. No, no, no.

 

[Axver]

*gives up*

Well, a man who likes Moonchild would never actually get a REAL girlfriend ...

 

[Axver]

No singles. None. No, no, no.

And what's wrong with singles?

I mean, albums are better, but if I want to distribute just that song, a single would come in handy.

 

[coolian2]

No singles. None. No, no, no.

iToooooooooooooooooooooooones?

 

[liamcool]

Well, a man who likes Moonchild would never actually get a REAL girlfriend ...

More girls like Crimson than Agalloch.

 

[liamcool]

And what's wrong with singles?

I mean, albums are better, but if I want to distribute just that song, a single would come in handy.

Singles aren't prog, dude.

 

[the tourist]

And what's wrong with singles?

I mean, albums are better, but if I want to distribute just that song, a single would come in handy.

If anything, I'd release it as an EP. Because singles, generally, are ripoffs. And they don't flow. In an EP, you have, say, six songs. You can make that shit flow, and charge little still. Say, $5 for 6 songs instead of $3 for 1 or 2.

 

[the tourist]

iToooooooooooooooooooooooones?

Make the whole fucker "Album Only"

 

[Axver]

More girls like Crimson than Agalloch.

This is just proof that they have no taste.

 

[coolian2]

Make the whole fucker "Album Only"

Remember to get Bono in on a track just so you can score more money off this sites users

 

[coolian2]

This is just proof that they have no taste.

Well they don't like guys like you and me, so i think that was all the proof ever needed.
































*snigger*

 

[Axver]

Singles aren't prog, dude.

Nor, for that matter, is Andrew.

And weren't you telling me last night Van Der Graaf Generator had a #1 single in Italy with a long prog track?

 

[liamcool]

This is just proof that they have no taste.

Someone's jealous.

 

[liamcool]

Nor, for that matter, is Andrew.

And weren't you telling me last night Van Der Graaf Generator had a #1 single in Italy with a long prog track?

He isn't?

...heretic.

Um, yes. But that was in Italy. Things go backwards there.

 

[Axver]

If anything, I'd release it as an EP. Because singles, generally, are ripoffs. And they don't flow. In an EP, you have, say, six songs. You can make that shit flow, and charge little still. Say, $5 for 6 songs instead of $3 for 1 or 2.

Ah, I agree with that. Except, $3 for the EP. $5 for an album.

 

[Axver]

Remember to get Bono in on a track just so you can score more money off this sites users

Make sure he just does backing vocals. And "guitar".

 

[Axver]

Someone's jealous.

Why would I be jealous that you fuck a porcelain doll nightly?

 

[liamcool]

Why would I be jealous that you fuck a porcelain doll nightly?

Cause it means I get action? And you...kinda...don't?

 

[coolian2]

Make sure he just does backing vocals. And "guitar".

As in he breaks the strings and drops it waiting for the song to be mixed?

 

[coolian2]

Ugh, too many cashews. Now i feel sick.

 

[the tourist]

Caramel fudge ice-cream with sugarcookie dough mixed in.

 

[Axver]

Cause it means I get action? And you...kinda...don't?

I'd rather not get action than fuck a porcelain doll like a sad, pathetic, desperate man.

 

[coolian2]

Caramel fudge

Caramel fudge ice-cream

Caramel fudge ice-cream with sugarcookie dough mixed in.

 

[Axver]

As in he breaks the strings and drops it waiting for the song to be mixed?

Even breaking the strings would require more guitar talent than Bono actually possesses. He'd just look at the guitar for a bit and mutter "kneeling souls" and leave to feed the starving children.

 

[coolian2]

I'd rather not get action than fuck a porcelain doll like a sad, pathetic, desperate man.

You can just about smell the latent sexual tension between Ax and Liam

 

[the tourist]

Don't knock it til you try it. It's fucking home-made, too.