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Old 05-21-2002, 05:49 PM   #1
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Those little things that make you question life

I discovered something very hard to do today.

trying to flip a fucking pancake with two forks because I have no spatula! You have to position them perfectly on either side of the pancake and you still get a lot of runoff.

damnit

I end up ending them in a million pieces. It occured to me that could very well eat pancakes in a bowl with a spoon possibly with milk in cereal form.

This is me
very strung out and tired and stressed OUT
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Old 05-21-2002, 05:51 PM   #2
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mmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes.
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Old 05-21-2002, 05:53 PM   #3
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Well you could buy a spatula

OR

Buy pancakes and toast them in the toaster- simple No spatula required
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Old 05-21-2002, 05:56 PM   #4
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I am going to buy one soon...oh yes....veeery soon.
mwhahahahahahahhahaha

erm...

no seriously, those "toasterable" pancakes are thin and the suck ass

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Old 05-21-2002, 05:57 PM   #5
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ahhhhhhh Bassy you can borrow my spatula- I just bought a nice shiny silver and black one and it is yet to be used- I am not one much for pancakes, I like savoury stuff for breakfast actually I just finished breaky and had a cup of warm milo and a jaffle (toasted sandwich) with baked beans and cheese as the filling- YUM!!!!!
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Old 05-21-2002, 06:02 PM   #6
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Deal! give me yur spat!

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after you buy it, can i lick it?
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Old 05-22-2002, 11:03 AM   #8
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*licks Basstrap
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Old 05-22-2002, 11:21 AM   #10
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who the hell are you? and are you omnipresent? and did you have that name before this thread? and do you like waffles?

thankyou

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* falls off chair
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who the hell are you?
I'm the Spatula Licker. I come from Spatula Land.

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and are you omnipresent?
Of course. Aren't all Spatula Lickers?

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and did you have that name before this thread?
I've had this name since God created spatulas.

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and do you like waffles?
I love waffles. Especially Belgian waffles.

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thankyou
You're welcome, Basstrap.

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Old 05-22-2002, 11:30 AM   #13
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Now I can sleep
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now we can all sleep better knowing that this guy is out there somewhere

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Excuse me, Mr. Basstrap. I'm a girl.

Have a spatula-filled day.
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Old 05-22-2002, 11:35 AM   #15
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oops! sorry.
Thats me in my shovenistic world.

I always do that...

anyway, if you had read past posts by me you would know that I am an ass and senility has consumed my every thought.

Consequently this quote:
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