Those little things that make you question life

[Basstrap]

I discovered something very hard to do today.

trying to flip a fucking pancake with two forks because I have no spatula! You have to position them perfectly on either side of the pancake and you still get a lot of runoff.

damnit

I end up ending them in a million pieces. It occured to me that could very well eat pancakes in a bowl with a spoon possibly with milk in cereal form.

This is me
very strung out and tired and stressed OUT
end.
,
!

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Sicy]

mmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes.

 

[bono-vox]

Well you could buy a spatula

OR

Buy pancakes and toast them in the toaster- simple

No spatula required

 

[Basstrap]

I am going to buy one soon...oh yes....veeery soon.
mwhahahahahahahhahaha

erm...

no seriously, those "toasterable" pancakes are thin and the suck ass

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[OzAurora]

ahhhhhhh Bassy you can borrow my spatula- I just bought a nice shiny silver and black one and it is yet to be used- I am not one much for pancakes, I like savoury stuff for breakfast actually I just finished breaky and had a cup of warm milo and a jaffle (toasted sandwich) with baked beans and cheese as the filling- YUM!!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

Deal! give me yur spat!

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Spatula Licker]

after you buy it, can i lick it?

 

[Basstrap]

...
..
.
odd thing



------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Spatula Licker]

*licks Basstrap

 

[Basstrap]

who the hell are you? and are you omnipresent? and did you have that name before this thread? and do you like waffles?

thankyou

.
end.
.

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Sicy]

* falls off chair

 

[Spatula Licker]

who the hell are you?

I'm the Spatula Licker. I come from Spatula Land.

and are you omnipresent?

Of course. Aren't all Spatula Lickers?

and did you have that name before this thread?

I've had this name since God created spatulas.

and do you like waffles?

I love waffles. Especially Belgian waffles.

thankyou

You're welcome, Basstrap.

.
end.
.

.
there is no end.
.

 

[Basstrap]

Now I can sleep
.
.
now we can all sleep better knowing that this guy is out there somewhere

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Spatula Licker]

Excuse me, Mr. Basstrap. I'm a girl.

Have a spatula-filled day.

 

[Basstrap]

oops! sorry.
Thats me in my shovenistic world.

I always do that...

anyway, if you had read past posts by me you would know that I am an ass and senility has consumed my every thought.

Consequently this quote:

licks Basstrap

has become my favorite reply ever

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[Spatula Licker]

I am glad I have brought joy to your spatula-less world.

 

[guaca]

Um yes but how would you scoop the guacamole out of the bowl without a spatula..it's one of life's mysteries...
Apparently more of a mystery since I can't use brackets correctly LMAO!

[This message has been edited by WhackaMole (edited 05-22-2002).]

 

[Spatula Licker]

Excuse me, Ms. WhackaMole, but I cannot lick what I cannot see.

 

[Spatula Licker]

Thank you for lunch, Ms. WhackaMole. That looks delicious.

*licks guacamole-covered spatula

 

[daafish]

OUCH!

------------------
"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[Lemon Meringue]

How come you get to have pancakes during the week? I only get them on weekends.

[This message has been edited by Lemon Meringue (edited 05-22-2002).]

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Originally posted by Basstrap:
It occured to me that could very well eat pancakes in a bowl with a spoon possibly with milk in cereal form.

In college, I too, had no spatula so I got out a shallow tupperware bowl, mixed "just add water" pancake mix and put it in the microwave. Damn fine microwave pancakes. The center was just a little raw too, just how I like them. I just put spray butter and syrup on it when it came out.
Ahh yes, just one bowl to clean and you can have pancakes anyday, any time.

 

[tiny dancer]

I like pancakes, but I like waffles even more. I use a waffle iron, so no need to use a spatula!!!

 

[Spatula Licker]

Originally posted by tiny dancer:
I use a waffle iron, so no need to use a spatula!!!

 

[U2girl]

Originally posted by Spatula Licker:
*licks U2Girl

I thought i'd be sorry for opening my mouth LOL


------------------
in a little while i'll be there...

 

[Lemon Meringue]

 

[Basstrap]

Don't worry spat licker,
there will always be a use for spatulas even 1000 years down the road when the world is ruled by robots.

------------------
I'm not living
I'm just killing time

 

[foray]

Save money! Use your fly swat instead.

foray

 

[Salome]

I love fly swats

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

salomey, you're up early