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Old 07-10-2005, 06:35 PM   #1
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Amusing urban legends...

Thought I'd post this, in case anyone else needs cheering up as much as I do! Someone sent it to me a few mins ago. I doubt it's true at all - highly unlikely to be - but it made me laugh.

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The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off the Scottish North coast. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.

*BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

*US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

*BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

*US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

*BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

*US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

*BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. F**k off.
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:47 PM   #2
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Can you say pissing contest?

'tis good for a giggle.
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http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/.../litehuse.html

This is the same thing - official denial from the US Navy. Joke was originally about Canada.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_quiz1.htm
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Hilarious!

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It was sufficiently silly to amuse me, anyway!
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