This is how I pick up on dames...

[A|catura]

- Nice dress! Bet it'd look great on the floor next to my bed.

- Hi, I'm a hurdle, wanna jump me?

- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

- Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.

- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.

- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

- Did it hurt? ...When you fell out of heaven?

- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

- Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ??


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Oprah would be so proud

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[zooropamanda]

They must be workin real well by the number of replies here!

 

[Oprah]

 

[Angela Harlem]

haw haw!
gosh hand me some gaffa tape, my sides are splitting.

hehe

 

[zooropamanda]

methinks slaney has a thang for the lady with the changing hair

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I am a cowgirl of funk*

 

[bono-vox]

Is that a ladder in your tights...or a stairway to heaven? (my little sister told my brothers friend to use that chat up line)

har de har har

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[Sicy]

* removes tape from Angelina's sides watching splitting guts ooze out all over the blue carpet

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Originally posted by S|aney:

- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ??

Girl: Sure - it's in the phone book.

Boy: But...I don't know your name.

Girl: Don't worry - that's in the phone book too!

*girl wanders away innocently*

 

[cell]

Originally posted by FizzingWhizzbees:
Girl: Sure - it's in the phone book.

Boy: But...I don't know your name.

Girl: Don't worry - that's in the phone book too!

*girl wanders away innocently*

hahahaha thats a good one!

 

[A|catura]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
methinks slaney has a thang for the lady with the changing hair

Is there something you would like to ask me? Who do you think I have "a thang" for? Come on don't be shy. I have nothing to hide...

 

[zooropamanda]

I meant Oprah, you fliphead!

 

[Salome]

I just throw my brain on the table
that always impresses each and every one of the ladies

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

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[A|catura]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
I meant Oprah, you fliphead!

I'm not ashamed of her...

 

[zooropamanda]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww salomey!!!

slaney, are u finally going to make an honest woman out of her? Good man.