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Old 03-17-2002, 05:21 AM   #1
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This is how I pick up on dames...

- Nice dress! Bet it'd look great on the floor next to my bed.

- Hi, I'm a hurdle, wanna jump me?

- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

- Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.

- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.

- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

- Did it hurt? ...When you fell out of heaven?

- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

- Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ??


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Old 03-17-2002, 06:21 AM   #2
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They must be workin real well by the number of replies here!
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Old 03-17-2002, 06:29 AM   #3
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haw haw!
gosh hand me some gaffa tape, my sides are splitting.

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Old 03-17-2002, 07:24 AM   #5
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methinks slaney has a thang for the lady with the changing hair

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Old 03-17-2002, 04:27 PM   #6
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Is that a ladder in your tights...or a stairway to heaven? (my little sister told my brothers friend to use that chat up line)

har de har har

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Old 03-18-2002, 03:27 AM   #7
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- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ??
Girl: Sure - it's in the phone book.

Boy: But...I don't know your name.

Girl: Don't worry - that's in the phone book too!

*girl wanders away innocently*
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Old 03-18-2002, 03:37 AM   #9
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Girl: Sure - it's in the phone book.

Boy: But...I don't know your name.

Girl: Don't worry - that's in the phone book too!

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hahahaha thats a good one!
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Old 03-18-2002, 03:37 AM   #10
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methinks slaney has a thang for the lady with the changing hair

Is there something you would like to ask me? Who do you think I have "a thang" for? Come on don't be shy. I have nothing to hide...
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I meant Oprah, you fliphead!
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Old 03-18-2002, 12:38 PM   #12
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I just throw my brain on the table
that always impresses each and every one of the ladies

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Old 03-18-2002, 02:03 PM   #13
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I meant Oprah, you fliphead!

I'm not ashamed of her...
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Old 03-18-2002, 06:29 PM   #14
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww salomey!!!

slaney, are u finally going to make an honest woman out of her? Good man.
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