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I believe you mean 'cheque'. He couldn't write out a cheque for a dime without bouncing it -- or rather, without it bouncing. You oughtn't end a sentence with a preposition.

cheque this canuk!:

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you just know queenie is deliberately bastardizing the english language when no one's looking--to stick it to the man! let's not be so naive.

p.s. inciting an (righteous) outsider by pushing your (inferior) personal agenda has never been your style, canuk; you don't want me aiming a nuclear warhead at your head, now do you? tone it down.

cheerio.
 
p.s. inciting an (righteous) outsider by pushing your (inferior) personal agenda has never been your style, canuk; you don't want me aiming a nuclear warhead at your head, now do you? tone it down.

Valid, it has never been my style. Threats of disproportionate use of force against harmless adversaries seems to be yours, though. Yours and Israel's.

Yeah, I said it.
 
you're so hot when you talk like that tripthroughyourwiresjoshuatree1987.

you emailed me a couple of years ago, remember that? i emailed you back too. it was nice.

this thread is quite good. the replies have been stunning though i think it's fair to say that brooke has taken the tops honours.
 
you're so hot when you talk like that tripthroughyourwiresjoshuatree1987.

you emailed me a couple of years ago, remember that? i emailed you back too. it was nice.

this thread is quite good. the replies have been stunning though i think it's fair to say that brooke has taken the tops honours.

gosh. hey, yeah, i remember that email exchange. it was nice, wasn't it? ... up until you started bombarding my inbox with unsolicited and highly disturbing emails with photo attachments depicting the unnatural use of silly putty, a subway sandwhich and billy goats.

yeah, you forgot to mention that trivial detail.

creep.

if i'm not mistaken, the restraining order stipulated that you could not engage in direct electronic interactions with me. huh.
 
gosh. hey, yeah, i remember that email exchange. it was nice, wasn't it? ... up until you started bombarding my inbox with unsolicited and highly disturbing emails with photo attachments depicting the unnatural use of silly putty, a subway sandwhich and billy goats.

yeah, you forgot to mention that trivial detail.

creep.

if i'm not mistaken, the restraining order stipulated that you could not engage in direct electronic interactions with me. huh.

those photos were photoshopped and you knew it. some sense of humour you have, though, sending decapitated frog heads in the post. i suppose that was to mean something? like how "deep" and "real" you are by sending me dead animal parts?

yeah, i was highly impressed. so impressed, it inspired me to send you all those lovely packages filled with white powder and cow faeces with notes that read "this hurts me more than you".

there's a reason why they call me dirty harry, and believe me, it has nothing to do with all std's i've racked up and compiled over the years. i take care of business, and noone - noone gets away in the end.

i'm amazed they even let you post online from prison. unless you got early bail? i don't really follow the news, as i'm too busy making it, but if i remember right, you're supposed to be locked up for another 40 years?

is sally-ann treating you better yet? i've heard the initiation process usually wraps up around the third year, so it should be clear sailing for you in the near future. until then...

check it baby get it baby check it baby get it
do it baby do it do it baby get it
 
wow.

If I only could get this woman to write song lyrics

seeing as zoomerang96waystorepelawoman outted me, with regard to my currently serving time, i have a proposition for you:

i'll write you a lovely song (based on my prison experiences) for a pack of ciggies. in fact, i already have a song title in mind--"Coochie, Coochie Chateau". don't ask me how it was inspired, but i can guarantee it will rival the eagles' "hotel california".

deal or no deal?

_____

and, redrocks, i would happily :flirt: with you, but, clearly, i'm a changed woman after sally-ann ... and mary-louise ... and betty-sue ... you get the idea.
 
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Most Canadians don't even know the first thing about cricket, for god's sake!

Probably would be good to exclude Ontario from that, well if not Southern Ontario anyways..

And certain parts of Vancouver and especially Victoria. But most do not unfortunately but it is gaining popularity across Canada once again, as it used to be one of Canada's main sports. Canada has qualified for the past two World Cups and is ranked 3rd amongst Associate countries and 14th in the world. And amazingly 150 schools in greater Toronto offer cricket to their students. York region is going to make it a fully sanctioned sport and the Royal Bank of Canada is going to sponsor a programme to introduce cricket to elementary schools.
 
seeing as zoomerang96waystorepelawoman outted me, with regard to my currently serving time, i have a proposition for you:

i'll write you a lovely song (based on my prison experiences) for a pack of ciggies. in fact, i already have a song title in mind--"Coochie, Coochie Chateau". don't ask me how it was inspired, but i can guarantee it will rival the eagles' "hotel california".

deal or no deal?

Deal!

"Coochie Chateau" sounds great but there´s a song called "Coochie Coo" so we may decide for another title when its recorded ok?

Please forward the lyrics (and if there are mp3s with ideas) to office (at) accompongrecords dot com

We shall send a non recoupable advance for a pack of Native American per paypal. Iggy Pop smokes them too!
 
And certain parts of Vancouver and especially Victoria. But most do not unfortunately but it is gaining popularity across Canada once again, as it used to be one of Canada's main sports. Canada has qualified for the past two World Cups and is ranked 3rd amongst Associate countries and 14th in the world. And amazingly 150 schools in greater Toronto offer cricket to their students. York region is going to make it a fully sanctioned sport and the Royal Bank of Canada is going to sponsor a programme to introduce cricket to elementary schools.

Yeppers, cricket is *quite popular in the GTA, that's fer sure!
 
this is quite possibly the best thread ever.

Really?

I remember some delicious words from Zoomerang96 from back in late 2001.

Ease up on the Americans please, just because we are doing everything we can to send every nickel we have to the desert does not mean we are stupit.

I mean there is nothing wrong with oil barrels costing $1.00 to produce and $138.00 to sell, right? There are only two conclusions we will live through in soon years to come, world war and another holocaust. This time it will not be just one religion, but all those in deference to the 'one.'

The news of the Chrysler Building being sold to said producers, is neither shocking, nor awe-inspiring, but rather the tip of the iceberg. The fact the piggy-bank holders are not buying our cities in whole at discounted rates is the shock.

There is only one answer.

The $1 Billion USD prize for the inventor nay, mass-scale manufacturer of the combustion engine that runs on H2O.

That is the only answer.

There is nothing in space, let's stop going there. It is called space for a reason.

Take all those dolalr bills and researchers and scientists and put them to work on something worthwhile. The clean combustion engine so we can once and for all cut ties with those that bind us.

Until then, say goodbye to our banks, our buildings, and our credit as they are being scooped up by 27 year old native tenmillionaires of what was once a stretch of sand in a place no one wanted to go.

So stop telling me to use the word cheque, and I am not going to stand in a queue, stop wasting time with your imperialistic nightmares and start focusing on your future, because if you do not, it will be run by folks who you are paying to enslave you.

And while you are at it, you might as well tear down every fucking sign in your great country that says Gaz because that is not how you spell it. If it was, maybe it would be a bit cheaper.

I am not even sure the new imperialists know where or what Canada is, I think they think it is some big chunk of ice next to the United States (which is basically all it is), and you know they do not like ice, unless it is in their covert drinks.

:middlefinger:
 
that's a pretty good piece there, ouizy. i agree with you.

~death "don't like my morals? i can change them" bear
 
Zoomerang, you and your threads! :coocoo:

What happened to the fabulously cliquish and exclusionary yet entertaining Interferencer Rankings that you used to do?
 
Surprise, bitch. I've been waiting for someone to inevitably post my name. Literally, sitting right here waiting.

Zoomerang is no Kieran, and Kieran is no me, though. Though none of us are Trip, and Trip isn't Patrick Swayze, who isn't Rainn Wilson, who isn't Stuart Scott, who isn't Paul Thomas Anderson, guys. So, there's that.

Factual or fictitious? Public opinion? Time will tell?
 
I'm here, I've just been reading though.

Since sicy has to merge all my threads into a super 'stuff kieran posted' thread, there seems little point in me sharing new insights with you just at present. Although I may have a Garfield cartoon up my sleeve. And by Garfield I mean the rage virus.


Hey Zoomerang, I'm down. I am DOWN, with the new push to cultural purification. Let's do it. Now. Let's enforce correct spelling. I actually think some poor souls are so confused that they think the 'ize' ending on words is part of English English.
 
I hate it how at Aussie universities, everone spells words like specialise, customise, familarise with a z instead of an S, when S is the correct way down under.

Mind you, that's one thing I love about the USA, how post-independence they were so downright peeved with those Imperialist pommy pricks that they decided to change the spelling of heaps of English words, hence the Color instead of colour etc etc.
 
I hate it how at Aussie universities, everone spells words like specialise, customise, familarise with a z instead of an S, when S is the correct way down under.

Mind you, that's one thing I love about the USA, how post-independence they were so downright peeved with those Imperialist pommy pricks that they decided to change the spelling of heaps of English words, hence the Color instead of colour etc etc.

i'm not sure, but i don't believe american english was borne out of that reason. i could be wrong, however.
 
I'm here, I've just been reading though.

Since sicy has to merge all my threads into a super 'stuff kieran posted' thread, there seems little point in me sharing new insights with you just at present. Although I may have a Garfield cartoon up my sleeve. And by Garfield I mean the rage virus.


Hey Zoomerang, I'm down. I am DOWN, with the new push to cultural purification. Let's do it. Now. Let's enforce correct spelling. I actually think some poor souls are so confused that they think the 'ize' ending on words is part of English English.

english will continue to evolve, as it's believed that now there are more people who speak english as a foreign language than as a primary.
 
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