They're on to you, Laz.

[lazarus]

(performed by Phantom Tablet)

 

[mad1]

Enjoyed OC Series One, always thought Luke was hot.

 

[Dalton]

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the *****
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the *****, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the *****, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the *****
2 for the team, 1 in the steam

and my personal fave.

2 in the *****, 1 up her ass

 

[No spoken words]

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 in the slit, 1 in the *****
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the *****, 1 in the runt
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the *****, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the *****
2 for the team, 1 in the steam

and my personal fave.

2 in the *****, 1 up her ass

You know that I'm not fluent with the New Testament....which book is this from?

 

[mad1]

'Daltons Diary'

thats which book.

 

[lazarus]

I remember once me and my lesbian friend were emailing those things back and forth to each other. I had a couple zingers that aren't on that list, but memory isn't recalling them at the moment.

And of course, you forgot to mention the original, Dalton.

 

[Dalton]

Though I would like to take credit for that list, I pilfered it from one of the creatures on Digg.

 

[redhotswami]

2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate

OMG