LMP
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I lick my own knees, thank you very much.
That may be a common saying among your people in the sanitarium.
That may be a common saying among your people in the sanitarium.
They're on to you, Laz.
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mad1
ONE love, blood, life
LMP
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls.
lazarus
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Amazing.
mad1
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come on ahead sweetheart, these are made of steel.
break your foot, I wont give a toot.
lord you are a hard (ish) force.
barbed-wire heart and all.
break your foot, I wont give a toot.
lord you are a hard (ish) force.
barbed-wire heart and all.
mad1
ONE love, blood, life
who in de hell is Alan?
Alan Jamison
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Oh, I'm a crazy mad fukkah. Naturally, chap.
*yells at maddie for loike, two-hundred-and-twenty-one hours
RedRocksU2
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I actually laughed at this, just right now.
LMP
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I wish I could take credit for this, but I can't. I'm not really in the mood for inventing my own cockney slang right now.
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GirlsAloudFan
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Yeah, mad1 is on a roll.
Seriously, who IS she? She's amazing.
Seriously, who IS she? She's amazing.
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I saw her first!
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Dalton
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Just go easy on her. Her spirit sounds willing but her body looks weak.
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You don't think that she's one of the rough squads?
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Dalton
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Rough squad? I don't know that she's big enough to justify using a rough rider.
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She called YLB one of the "rough squads". Thought it might apply to her as well.
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Dalton
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I've called a lot of posters here alcoholic sex-fiends. Does that make me one of them?
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As it turns out, you are one, but it's just a coincidence. To your credit, most alcoholic sex-fiends are not as fluent as it pertains to the Old or New Testament.
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Dalton
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I'll give you the new testament, but there is a lot of freaky shit going on in the OT. Your people are sluts.
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Welcome to the OT, bitch.
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Dalton
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I was just thinking that actually. I'm going to write a teen drama based on the hit The OC, but set in Old Testament times. I'm sure it will get made. Your friends in Hollywood will love it cause there will be lots of freaky sex going on and the Religious Right will like it because homosexuals will get smited (smote?).
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Smotened.
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Dalton
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Nah, your thinking of lava.
lazarus
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Canaan-fornia, Canaanfornia, here we coooooooooooooome!
LMP
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Will Rachel Bilson still be in the OT?
lazarus
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Well she does have a biblical first name. And "Seth Cohen" will retain his character name, obviously.
I'm sure there will be a nice harlot part for Mischa Barton.
I'm sure there will be a nice harlot part for Mischa Barton.
LMP
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As long as Judas has his red hair, I'm sold.
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I have red hair.
And go back and take a look at the photo Laz posted of "me" in some other thread. It's all coming together.
LMP
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I have red hair.
The prophecy is being fulfilled. I will ride the rough squad to glory.
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This was funnier the 3rd time I read it.
