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Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day. But somehow the paperwork got mixed up and Clinton wound up in heaven whilst the Pope went to hell.

Eventually this was made right and on the way up to heaven the Pope met Clinton on his way down to hell. The Pope remarked "I'm going to see the Virgin Mary"

To which Clinton replied "Not anymore!"

:ohmy:
 
Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"

a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\"

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this?"

A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies "no". So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now piss off!" The rabbit hops off.

The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely pissed off now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your fuckin ears to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door. The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have you got any cabbages?"
 
^^ Hi Miss Bunny :hug: I'm doing okay how about you?

^ Raven I REALLY needed to see those jokes this very instant.
 
Hello all!

A man goes to the zoo, but when he arrives there is only a dog........









It was a shitzu!


:wink:
 
Hey Raven:hug:

YBOR:hyper: I haven't seen you here in ages! How are you?
 
Bye raven:wave:

I am good thanks YBOR. Uni has just started back and we have tons of work:huh: I WILL get through it though!!:wink:

See you later YBOR:hug:
 
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I'm at school :lol:

I have a question....I need to choose 3 U2 songs to play on my webpage......what songs do you think I should use :lol:
 
Hey tre and Circa:wave:

<Listening to Little Wing:drool: :drool: :drool:

3 U2 songs - how about your favourites? I'd go for Heartland, Unforgettable Fire and Sweetest Thing:wink:
 
ahhhh...I don't know what to use, it doesn't really matter about the topic because no songs correspond (sp?) to it :lol:
 
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