there's sex up there.

[Lilly]

hey! the people above me are done!






but my neighbors just got home.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

ing:

Round two?

 

[Lilly]

round two was at 11 for the people upstairs


round one for my next door neighbors.



to hell with this

*sleeps in car

 

[Bonochick]

*sleeps in car

Be careful...bums are probably doing it in your backseat right now.

 

[Lilly]

so long as my parents aren't doing it right now.


and they aren't

 

[Bonochick]

I bet your parents have done it in the backseat of the family car that you used to all ride in together.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

what do you think parents do when their kids are off to college?

 

[daisybean]

I love how kids think that their parents become instantly celebite the moment they have kids.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

anyone ever stumble into their parents porn collection? ... not that it ever happened to me....

But hey! Look how I turned out

 

[Bonochick]

I love how kids think that their parents become instantly celebite the moment they have kids.

We all know better, but we have worked very hard to build a wall to block those thoughts off to make ourselves believe otherwise...for the sake of our sanity.

Catching them in the act ruins that protective wall that had been built though...you work twice as hard to rebuild it as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, the wall is no longer solid because it is impossible to deny something witnessed with your own eyes.

*gouges eyes out*

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

there's a Freudian term for catching your parents in a sexual act... can't remember it though... learned it while taking a class on Nabokov's Lolita....

now where are my Lit notes?

 

[daisybean]

no I know...noone wants to think that their parents do that...but I just think it's funny when I see people in such denial.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

ahh... "primal scene" I think it was!

 

[Kristie]

anyone ever stumble into their parents porn collection? ... not that it ever happened to me....

no
sex toys is another story, though

...you all probably think my mom is a nympho by now

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

:injoeyvoice: "Hi Mrs. Kristie, how YOU doing?"

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

at this thread!!!!!


Shannon, how did you sleep?

 

[verte76]

Gosh, this sounds familiar. Why? I was a college student once.

 

[Giant Lemon]

This thread is hilarious.

Thankfully, I've never walked in on anyone having sex (esp. not my parents!), but I have heard sex noises coming out of my housemate's room on MANY occasions.

 

[Lilly]

at this thread!!!!!


Shannon, how did you sleep?

very well thank you


i ended up getting back to bed at about 1:30 - with the aid of headphones (and jeff buckley ).



and i slept until 1pm

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh jeff buckley!? where is my cd!?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

one of my friend's dorm-mate's was walking by the door of this couple that was always going at it in their building and this is what she hears the girl yell: "AH, you stuck it in my ass you bastard" from then on everyone refered to them as the "anal couple"

one of my ex-friends lived in the dorms and her roomate and her boyfriend would have sex in the room while she was sleeping

 

[meegannie]

Never...having...sex...

*huddles in corner

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

there's a Freudian term for catching your parents in a sexual act... can't remember it though... learned it while taking a class on Nabokov's Lolita....

now where are my Lit notes?

Coitus Interruptus? I learned that while taking a class on Lolita, too. Aaah, education.

 

[sharky]

my sister and I always say my parents had sex three times -- once for me, once for my sister and their honeymoon [we gave them that one]

 

[Blacksword]

one of my ex-friends lived in the dorms and her roomate and her boyfriend would have sex in the room while she was sleeping

Same thing happened to one of my housemates with his room mate last year. He had the joy of waking up to his room mate's girlfriend reacher her orgasm.

I nearly walked in on my room mate twice last year. The first time I was absolutely destroyed from 9 hours of class in a row (my mondays were brutal first term last year) and completely missed what he'd written on the white board on teh ouside of the door. The second time it wasn't my fault as I opned the door to a dark room and some rustling followed by "hold on John man."
I just chuckled to myself and strolled on down to our floor's common room for about ten minutes before coming back.

 

[hiphop]

bump

you are plain vulgar. and i am shocked to see i have contributed to a vulgar thread like that

 

[Chizip]

me too hiphop

 

[Lilly]

wow....however did this get bumped?




and i do mean bumped.



chizip

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Chizzer

 

[hiphop]

heh. i like bumping. but it wasn?t me.