there's sex up there.

[theSoulfulMofo]

didn't kat (bc) say she had the same problem lately?

 

[Lilly]

and theeeeey're spent.


it is approximately 9:21pm and we are on break #1.



*relishes silence

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well some assholes are currently slamming doors or something hard and it is shaking my apartment!!!!!

 

[Lilly]

i'd rather have a door shake my wall than a loft.

 

[deep]

Interesting that a thread about sex gets bounced back to life.


I remember my dad once told me, that he expected me to be in bed by midnight.
And if I wasn?t to go home and go to sleep.

Yeah, he was a kidder.

 

[Kristie]

I've had this problem before.
You think it's hard to go say something to your neighbors, try your MOM

however, in the dorms, it is absent... there's a reason they call this dorm the Virgin Vault.

 

[Stories for Boys]

*shudders*

thanks kristie


we go to calvin college...if there's sex...they're gone...

 

[BAW]

I've had this problem before.
You think it's hard to go say something to your neighbors, try your MOM

hehe

well, that's what happens when kids come home earlier than expected and mom and dad are having "private time"


not that anything like that really happened to me...on Valentines day...

 

[Kristie]

hehe

well, that's what happens when kids come home earlier than expected and mom and dad are having "private time"


not that anything like that really happened to me...on Valentines day...

bahaha
see, my problem was... my mom got a new boyfriend and they were waking me up in the middle of the night

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

hehe

well, that's what happens when kids come home earlier than expected and mom and dad are having "private time"


not that anything like that really happened to me...on Valentines day...

Char!

 

[BAW]

Char!

that's exactly what I looked like ---->


nothing was seen...but I'm sure it was heard

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

your poor kids...

 

[Lilly]

*plugs ears*

parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex


*fetal position*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

shannon you are the only one in here who was delivered by a stork.

 

[BAW]

*plugs ears*

parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex


*fetal position*

yes they do
yes they do
yes they do

*I won't mention positions...fetal or otherwise*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

that's right Char, say it loud and proud.

 

[deep]

*plugs ears*

parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex
parents don't have sex


*fetal position*

most married people don't have sex. according to what I hear.

 

[Bonochick]

My parents used to always tell me that they had only had sex 3 times: one time for my sister, one time for me...and the one time I walked in on them...

 

[BAW]

most married people don't have sex. according to what I hear.

you've been misinformed Mr. Deep

 

[BAW]

My parents used to always tell me that they had only had sex 3 times: one time for my sister, one time for me...and the one time I walked in on them...

did they look like this --->

 

[Bonochick]

did they look like this --->

Yeah...so did I!

What was worse was I was frozen in shock...I couldn't move! I was like a deer in headlights...I stood there with my jaw dropped and my eyes wide. I was finally able to to force my brain to send my body a message to get the hell out of there.

 

[deep]

Neighbor in North County,

I said most*

you can be the exception.

 

[BAW]

Okay neighbor in South County


I do hear a lot of my married friends complaining about dry spells

 

[BAW]

Yeah...so did I!

What was worse was I was frozen in shock...I couldn't move! I was like a deer in headlights...I stood there with my jaw dropped and my eyes wide. I was finally able to to force my brain to send my body a message to get the hell out of there.

Poor Kat

I think I posted about my incident with my dad and stepmom and the door they forgot to close but I can't do it again...what I saw burned holes in my brain and I don't want to remember it

 

[Lilly]

yes they do
yes they do
yes they do

*I won't mention positions...fetal or otherwise*

i can't hear you
i can't hear you
i can't hear you
i can't hear you
i can't hear you
there's no such thing as positions with parents
i can't hear you
there's no such thing as positions with parents
i can't hear you

 

[Lilly]

by the by - you may be wondering why i am awake?

as you may know i'm sick and went to bed on a saturday night at 9:30 pm.

yes. i was sleeping like the angel i am and then

apparently they'd had enough...uhh..."rest"






parents still don't have sex

 

[BAW]

YES THEY DO

 

[meegannie]

When I interned in DC in 2000, I stayed in university dorms and once I came home and my roommate was "entertaining" a random guy she'd brought home from a bar. They didn't even stop when I walked in -- she even said hello! I just turned and ran. SCARRED FOR LIFE.

 

[cell]

bc, ...oi..you are not alone...lol. i walked in on my step parents once. i ran out of there like a bat out of hell!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

there should be a thread like this going on in IO.