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Old 07-28-2005, 08:48 AM   #1
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The Worst Song Lyrics Ever....

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/07/27/142802.php


Brilliant.....
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Haha, that's great.

I like the Coldplay song though. (.....and the Warrant one too....)
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that was great



i could have read 100 of those
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:28 AM   #4
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Coldplay and Pete Yorn getting bashed...

This guy clearly hasn't heard "Wait (The Whisper Song)" yet.

Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
I'm gon' beat that pussy up

Poetic, Ying Yang. Reeaaaall poetic.
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...that really is a stupid song...

Also, while the Meatloaf song isn't exactly terrible, imo, at the same time, those lyrics were a bit strange. So, you want her and need her, but you won't love her? Well, gee, that's nice...

And I noticed it mentioned in the comments thing, but yeah, Barry didn't write "I Write The Songs", ironically. Which makes that song even more strange.

One lyric I didn't see in there that I really think should be included was one from Justin Timberlake's CD...don't know right now which song it was from, but it goes, "You're out of this world, except you're not green."

Uh-huh...

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Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."?

and the instant classic: "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"?

The Killers have the worst lyrics of any new bands that have come out in the past couple of years in my opinion

But it gets stuck in my head ALL the time
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Where's "Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had on February of last year..."?
...I think that line's funny.

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i think killers lyrics are great. they kind of don't mean anything, and the sounds and syllables match the notes. to mr. flowers
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I think they're the perfect radio band, and have extremely catchy songs, and it is funny. But they're just the flavor of the month
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Seriously, that John Mayer lyric is horrid...
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why didn't "the air is heavy, heavy as a truck" make the list? that's far worse than most things listed.
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R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, any of the 5 chpaters, are the worst lyrics i have ever heard. in addition, gwen stefani's i aint no holla back girl and papa roach's the stars are real or wutever go on my list. horrid music. we are living in the unprecedented time period of the worst music ever.
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total agreement on the stefani song. you can't get away from it.

every time i hear it i cringe.
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One of the worst lyrics I ever heard was while I was in church one day. We were singing a hymn and all of a sudden there was a line about space exploration. I kid you not.
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