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Old 02-14-2008, 05:14 PM   #1
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The worst fake id ever

Even McLovin's id was better than this one:

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Old 02-14-2008, 05:17 PM   #2
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mississippi has a good thing going with their requirement of having two people in an id photo. that's gold.
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It's pretty good, except people may wonder why the woman is named Jose.
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That's worse than McLovin's ID...
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All fake ids are just....well, fake
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Barron Hilton (Paris' brother) apparently had a fake id when he was arrested the other day for DUI. Wonder who could've fallen for it, since the Hilton family is so well known...
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All fake ids are just....well, fake
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Oh, maybe he changed it to Don Marriott!! lol
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i don't even think mississippi's ids look like that! i could be mistaken but most of my friends live there, so...
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i don't even think mississippi's ids look like that! i could be mistaken but most of my friends live there, so...
Of course they don't look like that.

Nothing looks like that.
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omg, being a bartender you have no idea how many of these I get a night, and I love when they try to get them the next day. When I was bartending in Torrance I got one from a guy and it said he was born in Torrence, and I said, so you are from and born here, and he said yes, I said next time time dont misspell the city where you are from.
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" dude you look like a future pedophile in this picture"

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I used to work in a computer lab on campus when I was in college, and we were required to hold onto a person's picture ID (usually a driver's license) while they were using a computer. People hated it and could be really jerky about checking in. This girl breezed in one day, tossed her ID on the counter, and sat at a computer, barely acknowledging me. When she was finished, she came to the counter, and our conversation went something like this:

Her: I need my ID back.

Me: Your name?

Her: *says her name*

Me: I don't have any IDs with that name.

Her: *irritated* I know I gave it to you!

Me: I'm sorry, it's not here.

Her: Oh, wait...I bet I know what happened...I think I gave my friend's ID. I was holding it for her last night. *says another name*

Me: Yep, here it is.

Her: Great!

Me: But I can't give it to you.

Her: Why not?

Me: Because that's not you.

Her: So?

Me: If it's not your ID, I can't give it to you.

Her: Are you kidding me?

Me: No. Your friend will have to come in and get it, since she will match the picture.

Her: She just bought that fake ID, she's gonna be so mad at me!

Me: Fake ID?

Her: Uh......

Me: Actually, I'll just turn it into campus police. She can pick it up from them.

Her: *swears and leaves*
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Re: The worst fake id ever

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Even McLovin's id was better than this one:


How you'd guys find this? Who went through my boyfriend's wallet?
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Re: The worst fake id ever

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Even McLovin's id was better than this one:


nice! lol...
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