randhail
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Even McLovin's id was better than this one:
The worst fake id ever
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Zoomerang96
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mississippi has a good thing going with their requirement of having two people in an id photo. that's gold.
LemonMelon
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It's pretty good, except people may wonder why the woman is named Jose.
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That's worse than McLovin's ID...
Carek1230
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All fake ids are just....well, fake 
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Barron Hilton (Paris' brother) apparently had a fake id when he was arrested the other day for DUI. Wonder who could've fallen for it, since the Hilton family is so well known...
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Carek1230 said:All fake ids are just....well, fake
Boy oh boy.
coolian2
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Carek1230 said:All fake ids are just....well, fake
One of the greatest thinkers of our time is wasting their own on Interference
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coolian2 said:
forbonou2
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Oh, maybe he changed it to Don Marriott!! lol
i don't even think mississippi's ids look like that! i could be mistaken but most of my friends live there, so...
LemonMelon
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KhanadaRhodes said:
Of course they don't look like that.
Nothing looks like that.
DeadMansParty
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omg, being a bartender you have no idea how many of these I get a night, and I love when they try to get them the next day. When I was bartending in Torrance I got one from a guy and it said he was born in Torrence, and I said, so you are from and born here, and he said yes, I said next time time dont misspell the city where you are from.
DeadMansParty
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" dude you look like a future pedophile in this picture"
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DeadMansParty said:
I used to work in a computer lab on campus when I was in college, and we were required to hold onto a person's picture ID (usually a driver's license) while they were using a computer. People hated it and could be really jerky about checking in. This girl breezed in one day, tossed her ID on the counter, and sat at a computer, barely acknowledging me. When she was finished, she came to the counter, and our conversation went something like this:
Her: I need my ID back.
Me: Your name?
Her: *says her name*
Me: I don't have any IDs with that name.
Her: *irritated* I know I gave it to you!
Me: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Her: Oh, wait...I bet I know what happened...I think I gave my friend's ID. I was holding it for her last night. *says another name*
Me: Yep, here it is.
Her: Great!
Me: But I can't give it to you.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because that's not you.
Her: So?
Me: If it's not your ID, I can't give it to you.
Her: Are you kidding me?
Me: No. Your friend will have to come in and get it, since she will match the picture.
Her: She just bought that fake ID, she's gonna be so mad at me!
Me: Fake ID?
Her: Uh......
Me: Actually, I'll just turn it into campus police. She can pick it up from them.
Her: *swears and leaves*
Her: I need my ID back.
Me: Your name?
Her: *says her name*
Me: I don't have any IDs with that name.
Her: *irritated* I know I gave it to you!
Me: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Her: Oh, wait...I bet I know what happened...I think I gave my friend's ID. I was holding it for her last night. *says another name*
Me: Yep, here it is.
Her: Great!
Me: But I can't give it to you.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because that's not you.
Her: So?
Me: If it's not your ID, I can't give it to you.
Her: Are you kidding me?
Me: No. Your friend will have to come in and get it, since she will match the picture.
Her: She just bought that fake ID, she's gonna be so mad at me!
Me: Fake ID?
Her: Uh......
Me: Actually, I'll just turn it into campus police. She can pick it up from them.
Her: *swears and leaves*
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randhail said:Even McLovin's id was better than this one:
How you'd guys find this?
Who went through my boyfriend's wallet?
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randhail said:Even McLovin's id was better than this one:
nice! lol...
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Bonochick said:
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coolian2 said:
Better than the ID.
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coolian2 said:
elevation2u
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ahhahaha
that was funnier than it should be
that was funnier than it should be
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Bonochick said:
Greatest story of all time.
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